The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[AntlionUK]

People drop all sorts in my car. I've got a million packets of Rizla, about 5 lighters and other shit..

What do you smoke? I can have a rummage!

i'll take some king skins if you got any?

[hackman]

na i hate b and h, and most straights

and nearest pub is 10 minutes walk, and it's raining, sort of
could wait til tomorrow now anyway, was cravin a bit earlier

[herbalicious]

I got Blue king size....someone took the Silver back

[AntlionUK]

I got Blue king size....someone took the Silver back

perfect!

[AntlionUK]

having to wait for my fucking dad to go to sleep before i can spark a spliff in the garden, i need to move out!

[firky]

having to wait for my fucking dad to go to sleep before i can spark a spliff in the garden, i need to move out!

I am doing the exact same thing now; thought I'd stop the night here.... doh!

[3llusive1]

having to take a midterm today.

[dubmatters]

my neighbour decided he'd had enough of sub bass at 2am. Miserable twat.

Why the fuck did I move into a flat?

Detached houses ftw. Can't wait for my contract to finish!

[minifletch]

People that cant handle their drink.

[Pada]

Walked downstairs to see my misses cutting a bagel with a cheese knife

Asked for cutters choice, got given cutters choice gold, fucking hell that shit is horrible - you can't even taste it, gave it to a homeless dude.

[gwa]

you tool why didn't you take it back?

[firky]

Can't find my bank card and I need to buy some weed, beer, food and petrol >_<

[knell]

tonight i learned what 3guys1hammer means...

i have not seen and have no desire to see the video, but just reading about it made me rage.

there are few things that piss me off, but this is definitely at the top of my list.

[elibomyekip]

Got some sort of fungal infection on the left half of my cock and balls from washing my cock too much apparently. I suppose at least it doesn't smell, and it's not thrush, but fucking christ it's itchy.

[helix]

Got some sort of fungal infection on the left half of my cock and balls from washing my cock too much apparently. I suppose at least it doesn't smell, and it's not thrush, but fucking christ it's itchy.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but is this a euphemism?

[elibomyekip]

Got some sort of fungal infection on the left half of my cock and balls from washing my cock too much apparently. I suppose at least it doesn't smell, and it's not thrush, but fucking christ it's itchy.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but is this a euphemism?

Honestly it's not. Too much soap on the old johnson = breeding ground for stuff like this. As well as the fact I'm allergic to soap and I'm too lazy to buy that allergen free shit when I go shopping.

[hasezwei]

i think i broke my coccyx while trying to climb over a fence drunk yesterday, fucking hurts and pisses me off

[NilsFG]

I was expecting more of the Untitled! 4th birthday party line-up. Loefah & Cyrus are on it though.
But Doctor P too. That's like the Pope would book Slayer for one of his parties.

[Pada]

you tool why didn't you take it back?

Didn't notice till I was pretty far from the shop :/

[DRTY]

mud

price of

quality of