The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Pada]

I was expecting more of the Untitled! 4th birthday party line-up. Loefah & Cyrus are on it though.
But Doctor P too. That's like the Pope would book Slayer for one of his parties.

Loefah AND Cyrus, stop complaining both are sick DJs live.

[helix]

I was expecting more of the Untitled! 4th birthday party line-up. Loefah & Cyrus are on it though.
But Doctor P too. That's like the Pope would book Slayer for one of his parties.

What's wrong with Slayer?

Got some sort of fungal infection on the left half of my cock and balls from washing my cock too much apparently. I suppose at least it doesn't smell, and it's not thrush, but fucking christ it's itchy.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but is this a euphemism?

Honestly it's not. Too much soap on the old johnson = breeding ground for stuff like this. As well as the fact I'm allergic to soap and I'm too lazy to buy that allergen free shit when I go shopping.

Eurgh that's shit.

[DZA]

The status on the carphone warehouse website changed to iphones in stock and you can place your order but when you try and place your order it says

You cannot back order this item because we are experiencing temporary stock problems. Please remove this item from the basket before continuing.

[DRTY]

I can't fucking wait to get rid of my iPhone, buy mine if you want, it has a limited edition smashed screen and a special feature where it never has signal and spends all day searching for it caining your whole battery in about 30 minutes.

[DZA]

deep

[the acid never lies]

iPhone nearly cost me my life - while i was a bloody lifeless mess in my mate's flat and he tried to call the paramedics but kept losing signal

[DRTY]

I seriously despise it right now. I might go back to basics.

[DZA]

iPhone nearly cost me my life - while i was a bloody lifeless mess in my mate's flat and he tried to call the paramedics but kept losing signal

Now thats fucking deep

[DZA]

I seriously despise it right now. I might go back to basics.

Which one you got 4 or 3gs?

[DRTY]

I seriously despise it right now. I might go back to basics.

Which one you got 4 or 3gs?

dunno, 8gb, pretty old one, dont think its 3gs.

[DZA]

Ohhh ok

[gwa]

iPhone nearly cost me my life - while i was a bloody lifeless mess in my mate's flat and he tried to call the paramedics but kept losing signal

i've been in a similar situation when i've needed to call and it;s been a fucker.

oh well still rather have it than anything else

[DZA]

Iphone 4 seems to be getting loads of shit
Might just have to get the 3gs

[gwa]

mate do not bother with the 3GS, i have had no problems with my 4.

3GS is like getting xbox when u could get xbox 360

[DZA]

Ive been waiting like a month tho taking the piss

[gwa]

if you really want one you would of got it by now

[DZA]

Give me yours

[DZA]

The iphone 4 is finally instock at cardphone so ive filled in all the forms and shit get to the bit where you select your card type and the dont have an opinion for maestro fml

[kidshuffle]

Said I wasn't going to stay up until 3 in the morning again. Definitely did.

[DRTY]

MY WORK COMPUTER IS FUCKED. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHHGHHHGHGHGHGHG