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by hackman » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:14 pm
ahier wrote:wolf89 wrote:Maybe Badger has troubles getting it up you know?
You guys could be embarrassing him

or maybe, itis up too easy, and after the girl had made her intentions known he blew his load on the spot and so she wasnt needed anymore

bwahhahahahahahahaha
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by Rekah » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:07 pm
elibomyekip wrote:Did he delete the jailbait thread too?

yes, i then posted it again but in a sly way by putting jailbait backwards and then i received this pm
badger wrote:Subject: WFSN tiabliaj
are you stupid? there was a reason the jailbait thread disappeared, so you're either a complete idiot or deliberately pushing it by posting that again... and i tend to think the latter judging by the way you posted it
you're treading on thin ice
i dont think he was impressed

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by AntlionUK » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:17 pm
Rekah wrote:elibomyekip wrote:Did he delete the jailbait thread too?

yes, i then posted it again but in a sly way by putting jailbait backwards and then i received this pm
badger wrote:Subject: WFSN tiabliaj
are you stupid? there was a reason the jailbait thread disappeared, so you're either a complete idiot or deliberately pushing it by posting that again... and i tend to think the latter judging by the way you posted it
you're treading on thin ice
i dont think he was impressed

sounds like a threat, i say we have a Rekah vs Badger fight to the death.
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by Rekah » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:23 pm
AntlionUK wrote:Rekah wrote:elibomyekip wrote:Did he delete the jailbait thread too?

yes, i then posted it again but in a sly way by putting jailbait backwards and then i received this pm
badger wrote:Subject: WFSN tiabliaj
are you stupid? there was a reason the jailbait thread disappeared, so you're either a complete idiot or deliberately pushing it by posting that again... and i tend to think the latter judging by the way you posted it
you're treading on thin ice
i dont think he was impressed

sounds like a threat, i say we have a Rekah vs Badger fight to the death.
im a lover not a fighter

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by NilsFG » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:27 pm
Rekah wrote:AntlionUK wrote:Rekah wrote:elibomyekip wrote:Did he delete the jailbait thread too?

yes, i then posted it again but in a sly way by putting jailbait backwards and then i received this pm
badger wrote:Subject: WFSN tiabliaj
are you stupid? there was a reason the jailbait thread disappeared, so you're either a complete idiot or deliberately pushing it by posting that again... and i tend to think the latter judging by the way you posted it
you're treading on thin ice
i dont think he was impressed

sounds like a threat, i say we have a Rekah vs Badger fight to the death.
im a lover not a fighter

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by ashley » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:30 pm
Wow.
This thread.
What sort of bird was she? I've turned a bird down in a rave before, because they wanted to have sex in the toilet and well, I doubt it would have been her first session of the night either...
Imagine that, opening the pants to the vagoo to find someone elses sperm dangling from it. I suppose the LAD thing to do would be get a bit of tissue, wipe it off and continue..
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by kwami » Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:37 pm
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by AntlionUK » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:03 pm
ashley wrote:Imagine that, opening the pants to the vagoo to find someone elses sperm dangling from it. I suppose the LAD thing to do would be get a bit of tissue, wipe it off and continue..
I've done something similar to this. Few years ago i was at a local hardcore gig afterwards got a call from a mate about a house party so went to that and had a few drinks there with some mates and some smokes and there were a fair few peeps there, maybe 40-50? Anyway some chick was chatting to me for abit and then asked me if i wanted to go upstairs with her and she was hot so i was like
and when we got upstairs into the bathroom got down to buisness and when it came down to tking her underwear off i couldn't find it so i said 'where's your knickers?' and she said 'oh [someguysnameican'tremember] took them' and i was like 'who?' and her reply was 'some guy i fucked earlier'. For a good second i paused, then carried on. Wasn't a bad shag either and she let me fuck her in the arse because i asked politely apparently unlike [someguysnameican'tremember] so overall was a win?
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by mashmash » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:09 pm
he also locked the political correctness thread about calling something 'gay' as an insult and got rather defensive ...

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by NilsFG » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:20 pm
mashmash wrote:he also locked the political correctness thread about calling something 'gay' as an insult and got rather defensive ...


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by fc » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:48 pm
AntlionUK wrote:ashley wrote:Imagine that, opening the pants to the vagoo to find someone elses sperm dangling from it. I suppose the LAD thing to do would be get a bit of tissue, wipe it off and continue..
I've done something similar to this. Few years ago i was at a local hardcore gig afterwards got a call from a mate about a house party so went to that and had a few drinks there with some mates and some smokes and there were a fair few peeps there, maybe 40-50? Anyway some chick was chatting to me for abit and then asked me if i wanted to go upstairs with her and she was hot so i was like
and when we got upstairs into the bathroom got down to buisness and when it came down to tking her underwear off i couldn't find it so i said 'where's your knickers?' and she said 'oh [someguysnameican'tremember] took them' and i was like 'who?' and her reply was 'some guy i fucked earlier'. For a good second i paused, then carried on. Wasn't a bad shag either and she let me fuck her in the arse because i asked politely apparently unlike [someguysnameican'tremember] so overall was a win?
i reeeaally hope you used a jonny
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by AntlionUK » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:59 pm
fc wrote:AntlionUK wrote:ashley wrote:Imagine that, opening the pants to the vagoo to find someone elses sperm dangling from it. I suppose the LAD thing to do would be get a bit of tissue, wipe it off and continue..
I've done something similar to this. Few years ago i was at a local hardcore gig afterwards got a call from a mate about a house party so went to that and had a few drinks there with some mates and some smokes and there were a fair few peeps there, maybe 40-50? Anyway some chick was chatting to me for abit and then asked me if i wanted to go upstairs with her and she was hot so i was like
and when we got upstairs into the bathroom got down to buisness and when it came down to tking her underwear off i couldn't find it so i said 'where's your knickers?' and she said 'oh [someguysnameican'tremember] took them' and i was like 'who?' and her reply was 'some guy i fucked earlier'. For a good second i paused, then carried on. Wasn't a bad shag either and she let me fuck her in the arse because i asked politely apparently unlike [someguysnameican'tremember] so overall was a win?
i reeeaally hope you used a jonny
i'm a classy kind of guy.....
of course not.
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by dubluke » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:31 am
antlion - DON'T BE SILLY WRAP UP YOUR WILLY
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by AntlionUK » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:54 am
dubluke wrote:antlion - DON'T BE SILLY WRAP UP YOUR WILLY
mate if you only know the trouble that's been caused by not following that advice! and i still ain't learnt my lesson!
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by stappard » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:19 pm
AntlionUK wrote:dubluke wrote:antlion - DON'T BE SILLY WRAP UP YOUR WILLY
mate if you only know the trouble that's been caused by not following that advice! and i still ain't learnt my lesson!

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by ashley » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:23 pm
NilsFG wrote:mashmash wrote:he also locked the political correctness thread about calling something 'gay' as an insult and got rather defensive ...


Omg I think we're on to something
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by gnome » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:40 pm
Wait...you guys all didn't notice Badgers gay? You guys are dumb.

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by AntlionUK » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:55 pm
gnome wrote:Wait...you guys all didn't notice Badgers gay? You guys are dumb.

i've not personally been bothered or thought much about the sexuality of anyone in SNH
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by aftee » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:38 pm
AntlionUK wrote:she let me fuck her in the arse because i asked politely

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by ashley » Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:04 pm
aftee wrote:AntlionUK wrote:she let me fuck her in the arse because i asked politely

How do you politely ask to fuck someones bumhole? Usually you try and silently slip it in and see if they're willing...
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