Friendzone

[parson]

you shouldn't just spring it on her when you feel up to it. you need to start thinking about it regularly when she is around. if you're thinking it, she'll know you're thinking it. then try saying dirty shit.

if you've known each other your whole life you've likely got a way stronger telepathic connection than you recognize yet. don't be scared of calling it telepathy.

[LA_Boxers]

Slightly worrying that your attracted to her now she is acting like a slut tho!!

[AllNightDayDream]

nah man she's a party girl. Telling her your feelings won't do shit. Get shmammed at a party and just game her, make fun of her, dance with her. #1 wrong thing guys do with girls like that is eat out of their hands, man. Don't give the impression that you'd climb mountains for her, but let her know you're down for the stickin.

Or go the roman polanski route and invest in some qualuudes

[Alty]

tell her everything you just told us, cleaned up a little bit for tactfulness

honesty ftw

Do it whilst drunk as well just in case it doesn't go down well.

standard business



honesty is the best policy as long as you can blame it on something else

Best advice I've heard in a long time!

[Sub Warrior]

next time she goes into dry humping mode take it to the next level. tell her bout how you feel after that.

and GO FOR IT! you say she's going on a date with a guy she likes? chances are good that it's already too late... but if he turns out to be a complete jackass, the gods are smilimg at you.


whatever you do, be honest and don't waste time.

Here's the plan

1. leave them be for a while
2. Get wasted and go into semi-rape + nostalgic mode
3. Call her that you need to talk about stuff like love, friendship, the old days random shit [get your rohypnol ready]
4. Meet her, be very polite... When she isn't being obedient from the beginning, thus not willing to suck your cock. Get the rohypnol out.
5. Strike, do whatever you need to do. [sidenote: if she's showing from the start that she wants to do "something", still use the rohypnol. Bitches deserve the hard treatment]
6. If you're a man, skip the previous steps and go on with your life. Sluts are sluts and stay most of the time sluts for the rest of their lives. That means she'll probably fuck you up with another guy right when you thought you were starting to have a good, solid relationship.

I'm pretty pissed right now you could do some steps slightly different, but believe me. This shit is 100% waterproof.

Damn, I should write out more of these plans.

[DRTY]

x100

[lloydnoise]

get drunk
tell the truth

[herbalicious]

get drunk
tell the truth

This.

Or....next time she dry humps you....stick a finger in her bum.

Immediate win. Trust me.

don't really trust me

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Sounds like a classic Queen of Blueballs that ain't gunna be interested in something when she realises she can get it... Don't unwind a fantasy in ya mind broseph

Also y'all creepies should quit using 'rape' so lightly... Is an overused tasteless joke aye. Doesn't offend me, is just a lame way to try and act witty by making references to forced sexual intercourse LOL


SKKULLFUCK DAT BITCH TIL HER CRANIUM BRANIUM URANIUM INSANE-IUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111

chea
bbj

[deadly_habit]

those of us with class call it "surprise sex"

[HamCrescendo]

Sounds like a classic Queen of Blueballs that ain't gunna be interested in something when she realises she can get it... Don't unwind a fantasy in ya mind broseph

Also y'all creepies should quit using 'rape' so lightly... Is an overused tasteless joke aye. Doesn't offend me, is just a lame way to try and act witty by making references to forced sexual intercourse LOL


SKKULLFUCK DAT BITCH TIL HER CRANIUM BRANIUM URANIUM INSANE-IUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111

chea
bbj

get me.

HAHA RAPE

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

haha

OK so I lied, it is funny on the internet

But in real life it kinda makes you wanna knock the gormless fool out who said it, kick out all his teeth then force upon him a "surprise gumjob!"

[theedman]

NEG dat bitch.
Den DHV and get an IOI.
Move to attraction building and run THE CUBE.
F-CLOSE
???
Profit.


But seriously, if she's your friend, fucking her is gonna make her not be your friend, just have a tug to her pictures and go on with your life

[HamCrescendo]

NEG dat bitch.
Den DHV and get an IOI.
Move to attraction building and run THE CUBE.
F-CLOSE
???
Profit.

[xarcane]

Grab a pair of her panties, dangle them in the air, when she reaches over to get them start kissing her. Real talk.

[kejk]

I fucking rock.

Told her everything last night when we were drunk after watching a movie, ended up having a piece of dat ass

So happy right now, but SO awkward when she phones me tomorrow.

[knell]

win...!

[knell]

this calls for a very special video embed:

[green plan]

Wow that is worrying.

[Sirius]

I fucking rock.

Told her everything last night when we were drunk after watching a movie, ended up having a piece of dat ass

So happy right now, but SO awkward when she phones me tomorrow.

SJITCHEA BRO!!! thats tha one!! todays the day ya find out if she regrets it or not.

but ah... was she in a relationship with the other cat?
just something to meditate on!

mean cuz
!!CHEA