Just got circumcised :\

[Carljnrendora]

You must be rich to afford to get ratted in fabric, my mate went in with £60 and came out sober!

If there's no pain I don't see what can go wrong, wouldn't be so good if getting stiff caused agony from the skin stretching mind you I don't think that'd be a problem with a large amount of shit pills

Haha no i sneak my stuff in .

Anyways yeah im gonna see how the pain is. If it's good by friday I shall be going out and getting totally mashed

[firky]

You're 18 and you require your mother's permission to go out? Fuck sake, grow the fuck up.

[knell]

dude he described his mom, dont diss him, everyones different

[firky]

Got nothing against the guy having his nob sock chopped off but not going out because his mum won't like it.... sheesh! He's an adult, init.

But yeah... family dynamics, have to work with it most days, never makes sense

[HamCrescendo]

Man, I had enough trouble getting in the shower after i got cut, let alone going out for a mash up (not that you can get too mashed at the age I was). Fuck that. IT BURNS. I consider myself lucky that I wasn't at an age where I could spontaneously pop a boner.

[Carljnrendora]

You're 18 and you require your mother's permission to go out? Fuck sake, grow the fuck up.

When you'e asian its a totally different story.

[WhosZena]

Just an average day

[therapist]

You're 18 and you require your mother's permission to go out? Fuck sake, grow the fuck up.

Yeah, be older! Dick.

[firky]

You're 18 and you require your mother's permission to go out? Fuck sake, grow the fuck up.

When you'e asian its a totally different story.

asian with a garlic press throwing mother

[feral witchchild]

TMI, bro.

[dj seizure]

You're 18 and you require your mother's permission to go out? Fuck sake, grow the fuck up.

When you'e asian its a totally different story.

I second this so hard.

I have to come back from Southampton to West London from uni every friday pretty much.

[kay]

From what a mate told me, it wasn't just the pain that was unbearable. It was the bit where you'll be shooting piss all over the fucking place in all sorts of directions before it finally settles down. He kept peeing across the bathroom apparently.

[djake]

this thread is jokes

[Sirius]

damn... ya killed Snuffleupagus!

!!not chea

[nousd]

You're 18 and you require your mother's permission to go out? Fuck sake, grow the fuck up.

Blunt but apt.
Mate, you're letting your mum tell yu what to do with your life
including what to do with your dick.
What are you afraid of..that you won't inherit the family fortune?
Your adult right to freedom of association/expression
is not dependent on being non-Asian.
Get a backbone, assert yourself, draw a line_________________

EDIT: or sit at home nursing your scalped bellend

[lloydnoise]

damn... ya killed Snuffleupagus!

!!not chea

[Rekah]

You're 18 and you require your mother's permission to go out? Fuck sake, grow the fuck up.

Blunt but apt.
Mate, you're letting your mum tell yu what to do with your life
including what to do with your dick.
What are you afraid of..that you won't inherit the family fortune?
Your adult right to freedom of association/expression
is not dependent on being non-Asian.
Get a backbone, assert yourself, draw a line_________________

EDIT: or sit at home nursing your scalped bellend

[MPathy]

Go to Rinse, buy pills off a random. If there good then skank the night away feeling happy about your new modified piece. If not then bad times. At least your piece will be to shribbled to get an erection for at least 24 hours. Win win really..

[Carljnrendora]

Guyssss I went out in the end... Was totally worth it. Got quite ratted off a couple of pills and some mdma. Felt no pain whatsoever! Only problem was that fabric was totally rammed packed! Katy B was sexy tho

[trapeez]

Genuinely happy for you xx