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Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by farman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:50 pm

Bonsoir ninjas,

Am off to uni this sunday and have just figured out the basics of my finance and its tellin me that i have fuck all left over from my loan after adding up accom/tuition fees. I already figured that i would need to get a job of some sort but is it really this savage? I havent looked at other uni fees so i cant really compare (im off London south bank uni btw.) Basically what im asking is how far do/did you make money last at uni and for any tips on the matter. Ta in advance! :)

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by firky » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:13 pm

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by farman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:18 pm

but what do they meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean

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Post by jazzamataz » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:25 pm

Get a campus job. Student jobs are always available and generally they're
pretty well paid for a few hours work. I was getting £8 an hour just to put
books back on shelves in the Library every weekend.

Buy cheap tins of tomatoes. KTC - 4 fo £1 at ASDA. You can make practically
any sauce with a tin of tomatoes.

Get your parents to make you batches of food and freeze it. Comes in handy,
but chances are you'll have two shelves in a fridge/freezer you share with other
people.

Buy what you need. Don't buy shit loads of fresh fruit and stuff coz it goes off
rather quickly - buy it as and when you need it.

Don't buy ready meals - you'll have plenty of time off - learn how to cook.
Ready meals tend to go missing if you have dickhead flatmates. No one can
be fucked to steal a butternut squash though.
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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by jazzamataz » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:30 pm

Oh, and try and buy your weed in weights, if you're going to smoke.
(Get an airtight container too.)
If you're picking up £10 every night you'll soon realise you're getting
ripped off.
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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by farman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:43 pm

cheers lads for proper replies :lol:
Will have to look out for a campus job then or sumin then, and yeh good old shout on the tinned tomatoes etc. I would say i can probably cook better than the average student as i was a chalet host in my gap year for 6 months and in the past i have at least slightly learnt the ways that fast food and shit aint cheap and doesnt satisfy for long!

As for the weed ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm big bags

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by firky » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:54 pm

Get a bar job, it's a piece of piss and very often you get free beer and food thrown in. It's also a good way to meet new people and get to know the area. Also the nature of the job means the hours are pretty flexible and sometimesit's cash in hand :)

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Work with the prettiest barmaid and you'll hardly have to pull a pint as everyone makes a beeline for her :D
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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by farman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:01 pm

Sounds a plan, my dad was preaching the same a few days ago and flexible hours very much appeal to me. Gonna have to update the old cv me thinks!

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by theedman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:08 pm

Set up a little grow room, grow a few ounces of bud, flog it to fellow students
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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by farman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:20 pm

hehe not sure if i would have the balls to do that in my halls, havent even seen my place yet but its not alien to me, got a thriving tomato plant in my green house in the garden right now :D

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by ST100 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:43 pm

get a small job.

steal food. steal drinks. get your parent(s) to make you food so you have extra. :)

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by Shum » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:19 am

Private tutoring was my cash cow at university. Also jazzamataz's advice is spot on.

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by parson » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:24 am

jazzamataz wrote: Don't buy ready meals - you'll have plenty of time off - learn how to cook.
Ready meals tend to go missing if you have dickhead flatmates. No one can
be fucked to steal a butternut squash though.

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by ashley » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:08 am

I work on the South bank.

You can suck my dick for lunch money.

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by abelard » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:00 pm

selling weed to students is stupidly easy. wander round with a zoot at night and every other person who comes near will ask for the link
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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by HamCrescendo » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:26 pm

I'm going manchester uni soon... think a scope as to how easy it would be to grow a plant is in order.



and that kool keith video is top advice.

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by Carljnrendora » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:33 pm

I'm off to loughborough it's a uni full of athletes.... no weed selling for me lol

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by __________ » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:05 pm

sell drugs? I thought that's what uni was for, or have I got it completely wrong?

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Re: Being a filthy student scumbag...

Post by lloydnoise » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:27 pm

dunno about you guys but when I was low on money at Uni I just sucked Ashley's dick

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