How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

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How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by elibomyekip » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:16 am

Through a diet of meat, curry and cocaine my spunk smells like toilet cleaner. Does the pineapple shit work?
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by elibomyekip » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:17 am

Cos the bin next to my computer smells like an open bottle of bleach
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by particle-jim » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:21 am

I have been reliably informed that strawberries also help... and bananas coz they're full of potassium
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by nicenice » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:21 am

Are you planning on giving yourself head.
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by gwa » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:34 am

jus lick it like a real man
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by elibomyekip » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:51 am

nicenice wrote:Are you planning on giving yourself head.
If I could, I wouldn't have an account on here, because I'd be busy all the time.
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by jazzamataz » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:16 pm

You need to clean your body out for a week - detox.
Two glasses a day for a week after that should help - But ideally you
want to be drinking that innocent smoothie stuff.
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by wolf89 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:50 pm

elibomyekip wrote:Cos the bin next to my computer smells like an open bottle of bleach
Just empty the bin then?
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by bass hertz » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:51 pm

Garlic, Spinach, and Linburger Cheese. Do you rite.
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by mesa » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:08 pm

particle-jim wrote:I have been reliably informed that strawberries also help... and bananas coz they're full of potassium
I was reliably informed that your sperm smells like one of Mr. Muscle's fingers after a day of scrubbing Vanessa Feltz's arse crack with antibacterial cleaner and blue cheese.
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by Motorway to Roswell » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:21 pm

elibomyekip wrote:Cos the bin next to my computer smells like an open bottle of bleach
Not a nice way to talk about a lady.
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by capo ultra » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:23 pm

elibomyekip wrote:Cos the bin next to my computer smells like an open bottle of bleach
good save :lol: :lol:
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by particle-jim » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:41 pm

mesa wrote:
particle-jim wrote:I have been reliably informed that strawberries also help... and bananas coz they're full of potassium
I was reliably informed that your sperm smells like one of Mr. Muscle's fingers after a day of scrubbing Vanessa Feltz's arse crack with antibacterial cleaner and blue cheese.
you know this to be true first hand
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by wolf89 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:50 pm

Ahh, After having a wank last night, I noticed mine has started to smell like meat, that's about to start going bad. It was awful.
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by LA_Boxers » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:53 pm

No Homo??
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by particle-jim » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:43 pm

LA_Boxers wrote:No Homo??
nah mate... BARE homo
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by mesa » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:40 pm

Does it count as homo if it was a precise cum shot through an open window? Dunno what he's doing on this forum anyway, he wanks at 180 bpm
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by boomstix » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:20 am

eat pineapples. they are man food
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by elibomyekip » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:15 am

boomstix wrote:eat pineapples. they are man food
Pineapples have been ruining pizzas since day.
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Re: How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

Post by particle-jim » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:05 pm

mesa wrote:Does it count as homo if it was a precise cum shot through an open window? Dunno what he's doing on this forum anyway, he wanks at 180 bpm
i'll blastbeat your cock off... fast hands!
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