How much pineapple juice do I need to make my sperm nice?

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:12 pm

elibomyekip wrote:
boomstix wrote:eat pineapples. they are man food
Pineapples have been ruining pizzas since day.

I LOVE pineapples, and LOVE pizza. But they should have a restraining order to not come within 100 feet of each other.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:17 pm

My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:29 pm

ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?

Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:50 pm

bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?
Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.

ah shit my piss has a yellow tinge

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:58 pm

dubloke wrote:
bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?
Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.
ah shit my piss has a yellow tinge

yeah same, if i'm really hungover it's a deep yellow

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:35 pm

ashley wrote:
dubloke wrote:
bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?
Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.
ah shit my piss has a yellow tinge
yeah same, if i'm really hungover it's a deep yellow

dehydration
thats what alcohol does. the more you drink = the more dehydrated you are.
hangovers is simply alcohol-induced dehydration

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:38 pm

So I've hardly got jaundice then.

Do I look like I'm from The Simpsons

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:40 pm

bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:
dubloke wrote:
bass hertz wrote:
ashley wrote:My sperm has a yellow tinge.

It's not clear white like a porno, I don't have AIDS or STDs. Am I normal?
Seriously, you might have hepatitis, or jaundice associated with or with out it. I seem to remember that liver damage and excessive alcohol consumption can cause body fluids to have a yellow tinge.
ah shit my piss has a yellow tinge
yeah same, if i'm really hungover it's a deep yellow
dehydration
thats what alcohol does. the more you drink = the more dehydrated you are.
hangovers is simply alcohol-induced dehydration

Hangover is more than dehydration. Otherwise why can you get really sick when you properly get on it

mesa · Post by **mesa** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:26 pm

particle-jim wrote:
mesa wrote:Does it count as homo if it was a precise cum shot through an open window? Dunno what he's doing on this forum anyway, he wanks at 180 bpm
i'll blastbeat your cock off... fast hands!

Like that time I took too much speed and had a gabba wank, took off about 7 layers of skin

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:28 pm

mesa wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
mesa wrote:Does it count as homo if it was a precise cum shot through an open window? Dunno what he's doing on this forum anyway, he wanks at 180 bpm
i'll blastbeat your cock off... fast hands!
Like that time I took too much speed and had a gabba wank, took off about 7 layers of skin

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