Things to say at telemarketers

[jameshk]

just please dont be rude, they are just average people. you wouldnt call someone on the street a tnuc or tell em to fuck off to their face, why do it on the phone.

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR

I would if i could download it.

[EBR]

Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.

Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.

[deadly_habit]

if you have a friend over carry on a normal conversation, then have your friend make a shitload of noise like someone is breaking in and trying to kill you while playing the part of a murder victim and try to scar them for life

[helix]

Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.

Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.

EDIT: You're a horrible troll.

[EBR]

Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.

Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.

EDIT: You're a horrible troll.

Again, weak. You are easily slam dunked.

[helix]

Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.

Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.

EDIT: You're a horrible troll.

Again, weak. You are easily slam dunked.

I was never trolling. You've been starting shit with me repeatedly for no reason. Either you're just a sad vindictive person, or you're a troll.
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt by calling you a troll, but if you're not, then I'm sorry.

[DRTY]

Depends what the telemarketer is selling.

Windows: "Sorry, but I have an irrational fear of glass"

Broadband: "I just steal my neighbours connection, but I'll give you their number so you can upgrade them to faster broadband, that'd be perfect"

Home Phone: "I don't have a landline sorry"
"I just rang you on it"
"Are you calling me a liar?"

And Helix, they'll get paid either way so don't fret! Although the best thing to do really is just hang up the second you know it's telesales. That way you don't waste your time, and they don't waste theirs.

[helix]

And Helix, they'll get paid either way so don't fret! Although the best thing to do really is just hang up the second you know it's telesales. That way you don't waste your time, and they don't waste theirs.

This. No reason to be abusive to them.

[ashley]

And Helix, they'll get paid either way so don't fret! Although the best thing to do really is just hang up the second you know it's telesales. That way you don't waste your time, and they don't waste theirs.

This. No reason to be abusive to them.

Why? stnuc shouldn't be calling me anyway.

[wormcode]

I think the writers really hate them.

[helix]

Eurgh what stnuc, how dare they try and earn a living like that!
Yeah, they're annoying, but they're only trying to get by, just like you.

Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.

EDIT: You're a horrible troll.

Again, weak. You are easily slam dunked.

I was never trolling. You've been starting shit with me repeatedly for no reason. Either you're just a sad vindictive person, or you're a troll.
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt by calling you a troll, but if you're not, then I'm sorry.

Dude is trolling hard.

[AllNightDayDream]

Weak attempt at being a troll. Helix Delay you are amateur fare @ best.

EDIT: You're a horrible troll.

Again, weak. You are easily slam dunked.

I was never trolling. You've been starting shit with me repeatedly for no reason. Either you're just a sad vindictive person, or you're a troll.
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt by calling you a troll, but if you're not, then I'm sorry.

Dude is trolling hard.

[EBR]

- Prove I am trolling.

- Get your friend record video of you smashing your face with a keyboard and post it.

- IF you do that, everyone will know i was trolling.

- Deal ?

[helix]

- Prove I am trolling.

- Get your friend record video of you smashing your face with a keyboard and post it.

- IF you do that, everyone will know i was trolling.

- Deal ?

Then why do you never respond to me calling you out for being a dick to me?
Sounds like trolling to me.

[hayze99]

Depends. If when you nicely say "I'm not interested", they keep talking over you like you didn't even say anything, then a big FUCK OFF is in order.

[helix]

Still waiting for EBR to explain how he's not a troll.

[nicenice]

Dudes tryna make a name for himself.

[Jak The lad]

Home Phone: "I don't have a landline sorry"
"I just rang you on it"
"Are you calling me a liar?"

Haha, I wanna try that one.

[abelard]

Still waiting for EBR to explain how he's not a troll.

isn't there somewhere you should be, wearing headphones and telling people how you're cool?

[ashley]

"Hi, can I speak to Mr Taylor please?"

Usually they're expecting you to go "speaking", "you're talking to him" or "hes not here at the moment" but instead I said no.

Most awkward bit of silence on a phonecall ever.