UN 'to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors'

[neon-dubz]

A space ambassador could be appointed by the United Nations to act as the first point of contact for aliens trying to communicate with Earth.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/spac ... itors.html

[Genevieve]

They should use a platypus. Might as well make the first impression a hilarious one.

[bass hertz]

They should use a Parson. Might as well make the first impression a hilarious one.

[djake]

hahaha.

i wanna greet the aliens!

[HRKRT]

it should be a typical representation of the common man


so al murray or johnny vegas or someone like that

[hackman]

very telling

[kidshuffle]

They should use a platypus. Might as well make the first impression a hilarious one.

Well they are the oldest species of mammal alive, so I'd say they deserve it. Plus its a good ice breaker!

[nicenice]

very telling

[ketamine]

They should use a platypus. Might as well make the first impression a hilarious one.

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[tomm]

it would be pretty boss if Mazlan Othman was your mum: "yeah, my mum is the space ambassador for extraterrestrial contact affairs. what does your mum do?"

realistically, they've just chosen some poor tnuc to be abducted or lazerblasted if alien life comes here and asks for who's in charge.

[kingldub]

They should use a Parson. Might as well make the first impression a hilarious one.

You're gay for Parson.

[nowaysj]

^ in, like, the biggest way.

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Dude, I wanna be the space ambassador.

[Pedro Sánchez]

Like someone holding a banner upto bacteria around the plughole reading "Welcome".

[kingldub]

Should be David Bowie in full on Goblin King regalia

If they think we are all androgynous baby stealing pop stars there's less chance of them fucking with us.

[nowaysj]

Just realized I am the space ambassador, but where the hell are my paychecks after all these years?

[stephisaint]

I feel a bit sorry for the aliens... This intergalactic ambassador (possibly plus retinue), instead of being taken to the world leaders, is going to be led through the complex corridors of UN administrational politics to some poor chump in the back who was too rich/connected to be kicked out but needed to look like they were doing something important or interesting to keep them happy. I bet the office is the size of a thimble...

Nahhh.

[stephisaint]

Should be David Bowie in full on Goblin King regalia

If they think we are all androgynous baby stealing pop stars there's less chance of them fucking with us.

Now that would be impressive.

[faust.dtc]

Should be David Bowie in full on Goblin King regalia

If they think we are all androgynous baby stealing pop stars there's less chance of them fucking with us.

Is it weird that im a straight 28 years old and still like this film?

[noam]

I feel a bit sorry for the aliens... This intergalactic ambassador (possibly plus retinue), instead of being taken to the world leaders, is going to be led through the complex corridors of UN administrational politics to some poor chump in the back who was too rich/connected to be kicked out but needed to look like they were doing something important or interesting to keep them happy. I bet the office is the size of a thimble...

Nahhh.

very telling

[EBR]

- Publicity stunt. Aliens have already been greeted and are living amongst us.





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