Their last words before you shot them

[nicenice]

Aww baby, your too kind

[nousd]

I didn't know they were your nuts.

ambiguous
what was he doing with your nuts?

[nousd]

five jacks!

a noob card-sharp learns a hard lesson

[nousd]

Huh, well too bad.
You've got me, as I knew you would.
But my death will be less painful than yours.
Right now your family are being raped and tortured.
Afterwards, they will then be dropped into the middle of the Everglades..
You meanwhile are holding my gun, which is covered in polonium dust.
Finally, the meal we just shared?
You wondered where your dog went....

If only he'd spent less time in plotting revenge and more time getting away.
As it was,
I'd diverted his henchmen to his own address,
substituted fairy dust for the polonium,
and, being Korean, I love dog.

[nicenice]

Make me want to do a monologue now.

So, you made it (chuckles)
Either way it makes no difference
We're both here, our desires met
It won't hurt
This was so easy, although someone as smart as you
You should of known it would end like this
That you would fall into my hand

He wanted his revenge
She was callous and manipulative
1 sister amongst several brothers that were vindictive and selfish
She grew up to be just like them, insecurities & overcompensation made her better
She knew she would die and she couldn't let him have the last laugh

[nousd]

^

what about:

Kill me and destroy your only chance to get out of here.

he didn't know
that I'm starting to like it here
where i get to listen to all these last words

[wormcode]

Wait, this isn't the way it happens...

[Phigure]

"Why?"

Would you answer?

[nousd]

^

Because I've been watching you.
On the surface, to the casual observer, you appear to be a nice fella, a responsible citizen.
But you and i know different;
first there's the wasteful expenditure on drugs, alcohol and fast food,
second, you haven't visited your old grannie for years,
then there's your depraved taste in college frat humour,
your sexual fantasies over the Queen,
that snotball collection you keep in your socks draw,
the Lady Ga Ga poster on your bedroom wall,
and the shit remix you did of Pearson Sound's Wad.

But if that's not enough reasons for you
it's mainly because you annoy me with your everyman act,
you simpering turd,
ingratiating yourself with bigwigs and blondes,
hiding your lack of nouse with conformity to low expectation,
pretending to care about anything other than your perverted desires.
I hate your oh-so-normal fucking guts
so that's why I'm about to enjoy spraying them about this room.
Does that answer your question punk?

[nicenice]

Wait, this isn't the way it happens...

I really like this one.

[nousd]

Even angels must die.

[ketamine]

I never loved you.

[helix]

"Hi, I'm Mattron"

[nousd]

and where did you aim,
between the eyes or between the legs?

[j_one]

It's just like, it's just like... a mini mall!

Distracted by the fact it was just like a mini mall, he didn't notice me hiding in the living room/bedroom/dinette... (oh yeah!).

[nousd]

Give me the rifle while you get over the fence.

Me best mate always was thoughtful.

[nousd]

I needed a holiday.

A cheerful but worn out chap
under the illusion that he was headed for Elysian fields
whilst i knew that he was heading for the Styx in a potato sack.

And with that, I will head off for a well-earned holiday myself.

[leebass]

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[leebass]

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[leebass]

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