Why aren't there any women on this forum?

[badger]

there used to be loads of women on this forum. sadly though the trend on here is for pre-pubescent boys who drive away any of the new ones who stray onto this section

[Motorway to Roswell]

You're still here badger.

[pkay]

I'm not sure I like mixing the two.

For some reason I seem to go out of my way to date chicks that have nothing to do with dubstep.

[faust.dtc]

I would have thought the release of the Generation Dubstep album would have turned this site into a pussy magnet.

[2manynoobs]

let's do an effort to get more of the ladies' perspective on the forum?

could be the beginning of a whole new wave of epic threads maybe?

[*grand*]

I'm not sure I like mixing the two.

For some reason I seem to go out of my way to date chicks that have nothing to do with dubstep.

This is a must.

Grand

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

"LOL" maybe occam's slightly useless razor says "GIRL WOT CAN PULL IN REAL WORLD NEED NOT TRY ONLINE"

Something kinda banal about chicks prowling internet forums in search of getting a big ol' mister sausage in their arse hole...





Anyway... Piggish jokes coming up just to horrify the few that remain

Why do women take longer to orgasm than men?
-Who fucking cares

How do you make a hormone?
-They do it anyway


EDIT:

Just had a genius idea

Guessing few ladies are attracted to a dubstep producing forum as fewer ladies are into that in the first place perhaps. We should send out ambassadors to various girly forums, then do a DSF virtual "thugs on tour"to them in search of ladies

[*grand*]

I blame badger.

Grand

[DZA]

big up the secret ninja jpeg gang wank bag. your time

what was the dza bnanni story, let's embarrass him

There was no story
She was on it
I want
Lowed her of

She must have tryed it on with half the man in SNH

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

She got some legs missing or sumting? If I had a fanny last place I'd advertise it was 'SNH'

[Motorway to Roswell]

Secret ninja hideout is another name for fanny.

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

'Vaccuous Clunge' is another name for SNH

[psylent]

big up the secret ninja jpeg gang wank bag. your time

what was the dza bnanni story, let's embarrass him

There was no story
She was on it
I want
Lowed her of

She must have tryed it on with half the man in SNH

How has she, all that's happended is un-wanted sexual harrasment from a desperate commie who's probably still a virgin, who's preachy bullshit is the biggest fucking joke I've ever seen.

And then with you, well you're not the best of looking lads are you mate.

[gwa]

haha psylent getting millitant

[DZA]

All you see is what goes on on the forum
so dont try and act like you know what your talking about

[gwa]

i once met a girl off the internet.










never again.

[hackman]

There was no story
She was on it
I want
Lowed her of

is that an intentional anagram of still (allowing for your shoddy grammar) or did you just get lucky champ?

[hackman]

this thread is epic btw

[gwa]

dza is not exactly the type of guy to lie though lol

[fractal]

i once met a girl off the internet.










never again.

told you dankhurrican had hairy hippie legs