pre joint shits

[crackf]

so i happened to start talking with a friend about how when i am gonna smoke weed, when im rolling or even when i think about smoking a joint, i start to feel the need to shit. its pretty much the opposite of clockwork because it i smoke at different times, but pretty much everytime ive smoked by myself ive taken a shit prior to it.
turns out she had exactly the same thing and so did her mates an i was like wuuut thought it was just me,

so just seein if anyone else had this same issue

its kind of exiting in a way, like the airport before you go on holiday, a slight inconvenience but builds exitement.

smoked a joint earlier (after a shit), then ive just had to take another shit before i smoked this one, and all ive had was a bowl of cereal and its been like an hour or two!?!?

[neon-dubz]

Strange but true!

[HamCrescendo]

spliff then shit

[crackf]

spliff then shit

nahh man so much more comfy to smoke whilst you got that just done a poo feeling

[HRKRT]

spliff then shit

nahh man so much more comfy to smoke whilst you got that just done a poo feeling

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Smoke on't'throne, got many scars on the back o' my thighs from ankle burns

[Motorway to Roswell]

Smoking while having a shit is cool. You end up sat on the can for like an hour though.

[crackf]

yea done that once but it smelt butters and put a damper on the whole thing

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Just eat a good steak, gives a reet good basking aroma

[Motorway to Roswell]

I used to eat Sunday roast in the bath with a joint. Those were the days.

Stick the shower on at the other end, balance the dinner on the side and tuck in.

[bstndbsta72*]

Do you smoke spliffs? cos tobacco is known to make your digestive system more active.

[ST100]

I usually put all the crack and PCP in my philly while I'm taking a shit, but I don't smoke it while taking a shit.

[nicenice]

Still have no idea what you're on about man. I get mid cigarette shits but never pre joint shits.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Do you smoke spliffs? cos tobacco is known to make your digestive system more active.

sorry but im gonna have to correct you there. i have gastroparesis and i cant smoke tobacco because it has the opposite effect on the stomach e.g. it does not aid digestion what so ever.

ANYWAY... I would think that the reason your taking a shit everytime is just repetition, or atleast some sort of psycological 'problem' (although you say you like it, so not really a problem haha)

[wolf89]

Don't want to have a dump when stoned as fuck.

I just would zone the fuck out on the shitter

[Motorway to Roswell]

I just would zone the fuck out on the shitter

I do that anyway. I've fallen asleep against the wall, in the middle of the day, whilst on the throne.

[wolf89]

I just would zone the fuck out on the shitter

I do that anyway. I've fallen asleep against the wall, in the middle of the day, whilst on the throne.

same here.

Usually does take a few beers but it has been done sober. Plus I've slept in the bath when hammered. Gets cold.

Worst is going to bed and waking up in the bathroom after sleep walking and waking up. Lucky the sleep walking stopped in the last 5 years. Got fucking annoying.

[gwa]

what a disgusting thread. no i don't shit my self in excitement before a smoke, nor do i need one.

[faust.dtc]

Its true, I only need to take a few tokes on a zoot and my arsehole feels like it is opening and closing like a fishes mouth.

[kidshuffle]

Do you smoke spliffs? cos tobacco is known to make your digestive system more active.

sorry but im gonna have to correct you there. i have gastroparesis and i cant smoke tobacco because it has the opposite effect on the stomach e.g. it does not aid digestion what so ever.

Sorry, but I'm going to have to correct you here

Nicotine is a stimulant which can send shit through your intestines faster, just as coffee does for some people. Just because you have a condition where this isn't the case, doesn't make it false.