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pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:52 am

Spliffs and every kind of stimulant ever make me need a shit within minutes of coming up. 100% of the time. But I have irritable bowels, and I put tobacco in my joints.

nicenice · Post by **nicenice** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:37 am

kidshuffle wrote:Nicotine is a stimulant which can send shit through your intestines faster, just as coffee does for some people. Just because you have a condition where this isn't the case, doesn't make it false.

I'vr had some pretty intense moments with morning afters, coffee and a cigarette.

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:37 am

kidshuffle wrote:
Nevalo wrote:
bstndbsta72* wrote:Do you smoke spliffs? cos tobacco is known to make your digestive system more active.
sorry but im gonna have to correct you there. i have gastroparesis and i cant smoke tobacco because it has the opposite effect on the stomach e.g. it does not aid digestion what so ever.
Sorry, but I'm going to have to correct you here

Nicotine is a stimulant which can send shit through your intestines faster, just as coffee does for some people. Just because you have a condition where this isn't the case, doesn't make it false.

Digestion goes beyond what happens in your intestines...

Nicotine effects the stomach and bowel, and actualy slows the entire digestion process right down, regardless of the fact that your intestines work faster doesnt mean that digestion is being aided, because its not.

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:44 am

first spliff of the day normally has me running for a shit standard

abelard · Post by **abelard** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:44 am

wake up
have a big poo
drink coffee, have joint
have another big poo
.....
sit around all day

crackf · Post by **crackf** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:50 am

gwa wrote:what a disgusting thread. no i don't shit my self in excitement before a smoke, nor do i need one.

ur a disqusting thread

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:00 pm

HRKRT wrote:
crackf wrote:
danrev wrote:spliff then shit
nahh man so much more comfy to smoke whilst you got that just done a poo feeling

Yup.

But the best option is the combination of the two

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:14 pm

Doesn't this thread belong in the production forum?

crackf · Post by **crackf** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:18 pm

yea but theres 2much haterz n str8 ege ppl ennit

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:27 pm

For defs

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:30 pm

it is indeed a disgusting thread but good to see someone managed to salvage a discussion out of it

Nevalo wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:
Nevalo wrote:
bstndbsta72* wrote:Do you smoke spliffs? cos tobacco is known to make your digestive system more active.
make
sorry but im gonna have to correct you there. i have gastroparesis and i cant smoke tobacco because it has the opposite effect on the stomach e.g. it does not aid digestion what so ever.
Sorry, but I'm going to have to correct you here

Nicotine is a stimulant which can send shit through your intestines faster, just as coffee does for some people. Just because you have a condition where this isn't the case, doesn't it false.
Digestion goes beyond what happens in your intestines...

Nicotine effects the stomach and bowel, and actualy slows the entire digestion process right down, regardless of the fact that your intestines work faster doesnt mean that digestion is being aided, because its not.

digestion and defecation are not the same thing in any way. do you really think that food goes straight from your stomach and into the toilet? smoking way well aid in digestion but that's not really got a lot to do with making you want to shit

BLAHBLAHJAH · Post by **BLAHBLAHJAH** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:55 pm

Hah I actually once did an experiment on the contraction of guinae pig ileum when exposed to nicotine, was a strange one to watch. Enough info on th'internet about how nicotine works to find the answers thee seek though

hayze99 · Post by **hayze99** » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:00 pm

I had the same, but with taking a piss.

I think it has something to do with wanting to be as comfortable as possible when you settle down to smoke a spliff, since we often see it as the apex of our day. It's a bit of a neurotic, OCD thing, so it's not a great thing to hang onto. Mine quickly translated to me having to piss like a racehorse whenever I was high, and then a paranoia that I'd pissed myself whenever I was high. Stupid, but that's my experience.

bstndbsta72* · Post by bstndbsta72* » Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:01 am

badger wrote:it is indeed a disgusting thread but good to see someone managed to salvage a discussion out of it

Nevalo wrote:
kidshuffle wrote:
Nevalo wrote:
bstndbsta72* wrote:Do you smoke spliffs? cos tobacco is known to make your digestive system more active.
make
sorry but im gonna have to correct you there. i have gastroparesis and i cant smoke tobacco because it has the opposite effect on the stomach e.g. it does not aid digestion what so ever.
Sorry, but I'm going to have to correct you here

Nicotine is a stimulant which can send shit through your intestines faster, just as coffee does for some people. Just because you have a condition where this isn't the case, doesn't it false.
Digestion goes beyond what happens in your intestines...

Nicotine effects the stomach and bowel, and actualy slows the entire digestion process right down, regardless of the fact that your intestines work faster doesnt mean that digestion is being aided, because its not.
digestion and defecation are not the same thing in any way. do you really think that food goes straight from your stomach and into the toilet? smoking way well aid in digestion but that's not really got a lot to do with making you want to shit

Alright, well what I meant was smoking tobacco usually makes you gotta shit. bad.

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:43 am

Used to take a a shower, put on comfy clothes before. No shitting/pissing though. I've known people that have had digestive track issues w/ weed.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:22 pm

i always get the need for a poo mid-joint... fucking annoying

2manynoobs · Post by **2manynoobs** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:58 pm

didn't read everything but did anyone already mentioned nausea as explanation?

when you smoke a joint you maybe get a bit stressy which makes some peaple shitty

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:59 pm

2manynoobs wrote:when you smoke a joint you maybe get a bit stressy

ermm... what?

symmetricalsounds · Post by **symmetricalsounds** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:04 pm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Smoke on't'throne

this = win

Rekah · Post by **Rekah** » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:28 pm

was going to post about this last night but i forgot, was going to have a joint last night so i had a shit, skinned up then went outside to smoke it, soon as i sat down and got 2 drags through it i instantly started turtling, whats that all about it was a good job i know the suck up technique it always come in handy

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