A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

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A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by -dubson- » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:32 pm

Acceptable?

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by ketamine » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:34 pm

:7: a what now?

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by Pada » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:49 pm

whattt?
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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by -dubson- » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:51 pm

would you?

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by crackf » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:54 pm

ooohh yes
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Post by particle-jim » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:55 pm

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by -dubson- » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:02 pm

:o

Good find

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by fractal » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:08 pm

you mean you weren't referencing that? good god, man

as long as she's legal and willing, i guess
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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by Rekah » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:15 pm

fractal wrote:you mean you weren't referencing that? good god, man

as long as she's legal and willing, i guess
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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by -dubson- » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:19 pm

I wasnt referencing that... :o

Me and Coppla were having a convosation about his mate who got with someone with ermm.. learning problems. The idea popped into my head.

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:20 pm

Kids are getting thicker these days

EDIT: Wasn't offensive, jokinly means "take what you can get"

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by jameshk » Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:37 am

PICS OR GTFO
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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by Coppola » Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:08 pm

YES. I WOULD. I DO WHAT FEELS GOOD NAHMEAN.

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by WhosZena » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:13 pm

Tasteless?
A girl with no arms and no legs is lying on the beach...
...as a guy approaches she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never been kissed by a man before, would you kiss me?" So the guy leans down and kisses her and then goes on his way.

A second guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never seen a man's penis before, could I see yours?" The guy looks around to see that no one else is looking, and then he momentarily exposes himself to her and then goes on his way.

A third guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have on arms and no legs and I've never been fucked by a guy before, would you fuck me?" So he picks her up and throws her into the water and says "You're fucked now!"
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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by RandomEyez » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:16 pm

She had it coming

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by aspect-dubz » Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:41 pm

WhosZena? wrote:Tasteless?
A girl with no arms and no legs is lying on the beach...
...as a guy approaches she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never been kissed by a man before, would you kiss me?" So the guy leans down and kisses her and then goes on his way.

A second guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have no arms and no legs and I've never seen a man's penis before, could I see yours?" The guy looks around to see that no one else is looking, and then he momentarily exposes himself to her and then goes on his way.

A third guy comes up and she says "Excuse me, as you can see I have on arms and no legs and I've never been fucked by a guy before, would you fuck me?" So he picks her up and throws her into the water and says "You're fucked now!"
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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by sigbowls » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:07 am

shes looking for nematodes
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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by boomstix » Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:52 am

did anyone else read that nurse-kun link?

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by dj seizure » Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:15 am

what the hell :o

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Re: A good looking girl with no arms and a eye patch?

Post by frank grimes jr. » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:28 pm

boomstix wrote:did anyone else read that nurse-kun link?

jaysus kiddy fiddling kerist. it's a wild world on the internetz
Hilarious.
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