I am better than your kids

[Motorway to Roswell]

http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/

I am Maddox, a 32-year-old computer programmer and writer. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:

Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.

Jon, age 8

That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler.

Rachel, age 7

[Motorway to Roswell]

Nice proportions, shit head. The orange looks like a plum, the strawberry like a pineapple, and your future like unemployment.

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

Haha classic stuff, I actually drew up some entries for his book a few years ago, but missed the deadline by a day or so. The entrance was "draw a donley being punched in the face"

Full site

http://maddox.xmission.com/

[fractal]

good thing he's not trying to criticize work above his intelligence level

[pompende]

http://maddox.xmission.com/

[1017_duck]

oh man..haven't been to this site in years. maddox owns.

[Swanwickk]

http://maddox.xmission.com/

This website has be catagorised as : tasteless

lawl collage internet

[DRTY]

Haha classic stuff, I actually drew up some entries for his book a few years ago, but missed the deadline by a day or so. The entrance was "draw a donley being punched in the face"

Full site

http://maddox.xmission.com/

this is awesome!

[pdomino]

Fuckin' excellent Roswell !

[NilsFG]

Ooooooold.

Shame maddox doesn't do articles anymore.

[WhosZena]

Its the law that all 5 year olds must draw oversized heads.
Probably down to the fact that a lot of them house one.