buy a truck, get a gun

[wolf89]

yo guys everyone in America eats cheeseburgers and has guns
and we all drive pick up trucks

Don't be silly.....you have crazy vegans like everyone else.

Nope.
Nothing but burgers and guns and pickup trucks.

To be honest that's a stereotype I wouldn't mind being associated with

I know right?

We got muscle cars and big titties too.

I like muscle cars and titties more than I can put into words

[ST100]

muscle cars can suck my cock

[helix]

titties can suck my cock

[south3rn]

i know that at least in 2006, if you opened a bank account in houston (cant remember which one) they'd give you gun (not sure which kind....like they bust out a magazine and say 'choose!').

glad my fam never ended up moving there at the time. houston sucks! apparently the other 3 major cities are far more betterer

link? don't think that was houston.

also, austin and dallas are the only cities that could be classified as "better." san antonio offers very little. it's a good spot to pass through, but i couldn't live there. austin has better record stores and the attitude is a little better, but it's very small. dallas has some cool stuff for sure.

but houston has everyone beat hands down for the best restaurants in the state, and we have the world's largest liquor store, with north america's largest wine sales floor. that's worth living here for.

[mks]

Rednecks can fuckkk off.........

[wormcode]

i know that at least in 2006, if you opened a bank account in houston (cant remember which one) they'd give you gun (not sure which kind....like they bust out a magazine and say 'choose!').

glad my fam never ended up moving there at the time. houston sucks! apparently the other 3 major cities are far more betterer

link? don't think that was houston.

also, austin and dallas are the only cities that could be classified as "better." san antonio offers very little. it's a good spot to pass through, but i couldn't live there. austin has better record stores and the attitude is a little better, but it's very small. dallas has some cool stuff for sure.

but houston has everyone beat hands down for the best restaurants in the state, and we have the world's largest liquor store, with north america's largest wine sales floor. that's worth living here for.

I just moved to Houston from SA/Austin and I agree. SA is a nice city and has great people, but for being the 7th largest city in the US it has a very "small town" thing going on. Austin is the same in terms of niceness, but it feels a lot more active and energetic. I haven't been in HTX long enough. Also where is this liquor store you mentioned? The couple I've hit up don't have much of a selection, standard booze.

[feral witchchild]

Hell yeah, motherfucker.