Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you?

[gwa]

my mate shat in a bag and wacked it round my head.

mate pissed in my bath whilst it was running and showed me the video after (of him pissing)

[JemGrover]

Threw up all over the supposed "fittest girl in the year" back when I was 16 after drinking too much cheap vodka as she helped carry me home
(although "home" was a 3 hour walk away and we'd only gone 5 feet)

[noam]

so the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you was you threw up on someone else...

[kingldub]

You should all be ahsamed tbh, sickening individuals.

[JemGrover]

so the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you was you threw up on someone else...

Yup. Why? Do you not find the idea of throwing up on a gorgeous girl a disgusting thing to do?

[noam]

lol its just that it didnt happen to you... it was a disgusting thing that happened to someone else! no beef

[JemGrover]

lol its just that it didnt happen to you... it was a disgusting thing that happened to someone else! no beef

Nah, it's cool mate [:
Haha, no actually I was thinking more the whole act of it was disgusting of me. She's attained legendary status as the "hottest" girl a lot of guys have ever known even know and I'm still reminded of the time I ruined her shoes. Felt awful.

[Rekah]

i dont have any storys on what happened to me, but i do have 1 that happened to a guy i went school with, so i was at this party i knew most the people there and theres this proper minging fat girl absolutely pissed begging people to shag her so this i guy i know ends up doing it, but the thing was he had learning difficulties or something anyway they go in the toilet about ten minutes later shes on the floor crying with blood all over the bath mats, bath room floor etc the guy comes out with what i can only describe as marigolds of blood. literally all his hands and halfway up to his elbows are soaked in blood so everyones like what the fuck. she didnt say what happened and neither did he. basically shed been ripped open if you know what i mean so we put 2 and 2 together and came to the conclusion that he was fisting her but pretty much elbow deep

edit : this will help provide an image im trying to describe with the marigold reference

[64hz]

bleurgh. . .

i literally have no words for that ^^^^

[JemGrover]

i dont have any storys on what happened to me, but i do have 1 that happened to a guy i went school with, so i was at this party i knew most the people there and theres this proper minging fat girl absolutely pissed begging people to shag her so this i guy i know ends up doing it, but the thing was he had learning difficulties or something anyway they go in the toilet about ten minutes later shes on the floor crying with blood all over the bath mats, bath room floor etc the guy comes out with what i can only describe as marigolds of blood. literally all his hands and halfway up to his elbows are soaked in blood so everyones like what the fuck. she didnt say what happened and neither did he. basically shed been ripped open if you know what i mean so we put 2 and 2 together and came to the conclusion that he was fisting her but pretty much elbow deep

edit : this will help provide an image im trying to describe with the marigold reference

Ah, see.. there's his problem; He was fisting her with a Wine glass. tsk tsk.

[Rekah]

i dont have any storys on what happened to me, but i do have 1 that happened to a guy i went school with, so i was at this party i knew most the people there and theres this proper minging fat girl absolutely pissed begging people to shag her so this i guy i know ends up doing it, but the thing was he had learning difficulties or something anyway they go in the toilet about ten minutes later shes on the floor crying with blood all over the bath mats, bath room floor etc the guy comes out with what i can only describe as marigolds of blood. literally all his hands and halfway up to his elbows are soaked in blood so everyones like what the fuck. she didnt say what happened and neither did he. basically shed been ripped open if you know what i mean so we put 2 and 2 together and came to the conclusion that he was fisting her but pretty much elbow deep

edit : this will help provide an image im trying to describe with the marigold reference

Ah, see.. there's his problem; He was fisting her with a Wine glass. tsk tsk.

[Kochari]

This thread saddens me, I hate you guys.

[-dubson-]

That marigold story. New low. Christ, thats so bad.

[wubstep]

A good friend who I haven't seen for months (after I moved away) came down for thus weekend. He got to mine & we went straight to a multi-room rave (no, not club-night or DJ in an arena) my mates were putting on. Spent the next 7 hours or so Mandy'd off our tits, before heading back to mine. Back to my room, smoked a few J's to try mellow out before attempting sleep. Was about 8am when we both laid down, he crashed on the sofa on the other side of the room.

Then it got odd. I'm 95% certain I could hear him fapping. I laid there silent, not knowing whether to make it obvious I was awake or wtf else I could do. Eventually I called out to ask if he could here "a noise". He instantly dismissed it and told me I was "just trippin'".

At this point I decided it wasn't worth the unbearable, potentially friendship-ruining awkwardness, so put my head under my pillow and tried to sleep again. Moments later I was shocked/appalled/disgusted to hear a quiet moan and...the point of my story...a cock fart.

I heard jizz squirt, a couple of times.

The dude was horny, fair enough, and I totally wouldn't put it past this guy to do that. But squelching dick farts? What the fuck man.

[Kochari]

[nousd]

these guys used to be mates
until they told us they'd take turns putting plastic bags on their heads
and have the other one shit on their face
some of us saw the vid
(no way could I watch that)
there's details I can't even come at to write down
and it all turned out very bad.

[dubmatters]

But squelching dick farts? What the fuck man.

[apmje]

A good friend who I haven't seen for months (after I moved away) came down for thus weekend. He got to mine & we went straight to a multi-room rave (no, not club-night or DJ in an arena) my mates were putting on. Spent the next 7 hours or so Mandy'd off our tits, before heading back to mine. Back to my room, smoked a few J's to try mellow out before attempting sleep. Was about 8am when we both laid down, he crashed on the sofa on the other side of the room.

Then it got odd. I'm 95% certain I could hear him fapping. I laid there silent, not knowing whether to make it obvious I was awake or wtf else I could do. Eventually I called out to ask if he could here "a noise". He instantly dismissed it and told me I was "just trippin'".

At this point I decided it wasn't worth the unbearable, potentially friendship-ruining awkwardness, so put my head under my pillow and tried to sleep again. Moments later I was shocked/appalled/disgusted to hear a quiet moan and...the point of my story...a cock fart.

I heard jizz squirt, a couple of times.

The dude was horny, fair enough, and I totally wouldn't put it past this guy to do that. But squelching dick farts? What the fuck man.

[therook]

My ex-gf's vagina.

It was like something crawled up there and died.

She was dismissed shortly after.

[hackman]

probably hearing the term "squelching dick farts" on here