if you accidently had sex with a tranny/shemale

butt jolokia · Post by **butt jolokia** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:28 am

would you tell anyone?

just askin.

jaimelee · Post by **jaimelee** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:35 am

Never know, could be the best night of your life!

Probably not though, I don't talk about my private life people.

Be a good/bad story at a pub, depending on the listeners.

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:39 am

how does that happen accidentally

wouldnt you stop once you saw it?

i guess you could be fucking smashed, but how do you not notice a dong?

butt jolokia · Post by **butt jolokia** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:44 am

Phigure wrote:how does that happen accidentally

wouldnt you stop once you saw it?

i guess you could be fucking smashed, but how do you not notice a dong?

from behind they know how to tuck the frank and beans.

i assume.

Origins · Post by **Origins** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:55 am

I never accidently anything.

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:08 am

are we talking pre or post op

wub · Post by **wub** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:22 am

deadly habit wrote:are we talking pre or post op

Mid

butt jolokia · Post by **butt jolokia** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:02 am

if its pretty.. fuck it.

stappard · Post by **stappard** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:54 am

wub wrote:
deadly habit wrote:are we talking pre or post op

Mid

what, so i'm like a doctor?

kay · Post by **kay** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:57 am

butt jolokia wrote:
Phigure wrote:how does that happen accidentally

wouldnt you stop once you saw it?

i guess you could be fucking smashed, but how do you not notice a dong?

from behind they know how to tuck the frank and beans.

i assume.

And you were also so blind you didn't notice there was only 1 hole instead of 2?

Motorway to Roswell · Post by **Motorway to Roswell** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:54 am

A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

Badman Juice · Post by **Badman Juice** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:54 pm

noam · Post by **noam** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:53 am

LOL BASS HERTZ FUCKED A MAN!!

Motorway to Roswell wrote:A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

ive heard that exact same story from one of my mates, where you from??

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:56 am

Are you trying to gauge our reaction bass hertz before you tell your mates what you did last night?

Motorway to Roswell · Post by **Motorway to Roswell** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:58 am

noam wrote:LOL BASS HERTZ FUCKED A MAN!!

Motorway to Roswell wrote:A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

ive heard that exact same story from one of my mates, where you from??

I'm from Harrogate.

3za · Post by **3za** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:02 am

Motorway to Roswell wrote:
noam wrote:LOL BASS HERTZ FUCKED A MAN!!

Motorway to Roswell wrote:A mate of one of my mate's from school went on a lads on tour thing with some mates to Thailand. He was fucking what he thought was a woman, clocked it was a bloke and just carried on. Someone asked him about and he was just like "You live, you learn. Fuck it."

ive heard that exact same story from one of my mates, where you from??
I'm from Harrogate.

I think every one has heard that story, it just gets passed about.

@ OP. How fit we talking???

noam · Post by **noam** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:04 am

arragut??

nah my mates from laaaandaaaan but he did tell me that exact same story, prob just one of those urban legends/happens to more people than you might think kinda things

@ 3za >>> you'd hit that wouldn't you

3za · Post by **3za** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:14 am

noam wrote:@ 3za >>> you'd hit that wouldn't you

Yeah...

With a fucking cricket bat.

collige · Post by **collige** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:54 am

I wouldn't "accidentally" have sex with a tranny/shemale.

noam · Post by **noam** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:03 am

3za wrote:
noam wrote:@ 3za >>> you'd hit that wouldn't you
Yeah...

With a fucking cricket bat.

...then have sex with it... right?

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