what was his revenge? If someone did that to me, think I'd open a can of hwoop ass.Motorway to Roswell wrote:I grabbed a rotting, dead bird one break time at school and wrapped it around my mate's face. That was pretty disgusting.
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that doesn't go over so well as an elementary school girl.
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Just tell the little assholes that your going for the Sinead O'Connor look.
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i went out on boxing day last year and standardly got absolutely twatted (one of the few times i genuinely cant remember bits of the night) on cocktails etc.
i get woke up in the morning by my mum who comes in my room telling me it stinks of sick in there... i tell her it doesn't smell of sick and she leaves. i go back to sleep.
i wake up what must have been 5minutes later and sniffing, i can definitely smell sick.
i open my eyes, look around, cant see any sick anywhere, the bin is clean, must be wrong, tuck the duvet between my legs and roll over so i can dry hump it till my boner goes away.
feel something damp and cold, begin humping.
open duvet. pints of sick. on my crotch.
still being pretty much just as drunk as when i went to bed the best thing i can think to do about this is to throw everything in the wheelie bin outside. my mum catches me in my boxers outside dumping my entire set of bedding in the wheelie bin.
she asks me what i think im doing and i stare blankly, then hand her the bedding and go for a shower. the event has never been spoke of again.
i get woke up in the morning by my mum who comes in my room telling me it stinks of sick in there... i tell her it doesn't smell of sick and she leaves. i go back to sleep.
i wake up what must have been 5minutes later and sniffing, i can definitely smell sick.
i open my eyes, look around, cant see any sick anywhere, the bin is clean, must be wrong, tuck the duvet between my legs and roll over so i can dry hump it till my boner goes away.
feel something damp and cold, begin humping.

open duvet. pints of sick. on my crotch.
still being pretty much just as drunk as when i went to bed the best thing i can think to do about this is to throw everything in the wheelie bin outside. my mum catches me in my boxers outside dumping my entire set of bedding in the wheelie bin.
she asks me what i think im doing and i stare blankly, then hand her the bedding and go for a shower. the event has never been spoke of again.

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Re: Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to y
Nothing. He chased me around for ages, but I had unusually high stamina for some with long hair who did nothing.DRTY wrote:what was his revenge? If someone did that to me, think I'd open a can of hwoop ass.Motorway to Roswell wrote:I grabbed a rotting, dead bird one break time at school and wrapped it around my mate's face. That was pretty disgusting.
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Back and forth.
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or even better...Shum wrote:Just tell the little assholes that your going for the Sinead O'Connor look.


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http://www.sublabrecords.com
http://submotion.co.uk/
http://www.wearerebels.com
http://pedacitas.tumblr.com
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"Sorry but a lot of this clean ass laptop music ain't cutting it for me right now, rub some poo poo in ya beats, make that shit dirty please" - Alexander Nut
http://submotion.co.uk/
http://www.wearerebels.com
http://pedacitas.tumblr.com
http://www.twitter.com/belazecker
"Sorry but a lot of this clean ass laptop music ain't cutting it for me right now, rub some poo poo in ya beats, make that shit dirty please" - Alexander Nut
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jeez i feel bad for even putting that goddess in this thread of filth..
http://www.sublabrecords.com
http://submotion.co.uk/
http://www.wearerebels.com
http://pedacitas.tumblr.com
http://www.twitter.com/belazecker
"Sorry but a lot of this clean ass laptop music ain't cutting it for me right now, rub some poo poo in ya beats, make that shit dirty please" - Alexander Nut
http://submotion.co.uk/
http://www.wearerebels.com
http://pedacitas.tumblr.com
http://www.twitter.com/belazecker
"Sorry but a lot of this clean ass laptop music ain't cutting it for me right now, rub some poo poo in ya beats, make that shit dirty please" - Alexander Nut
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Oh god I hope Phigure doesn't see that... she looks really good.
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ha ha ha..
i'm sure he already has it saved in his 'special' folder
i'm sure he already has it saved in his 'special' folder
http://www.sublabrecords.com
http://submotion.co.uk/
http://www.wearerebels.com
http://pedacitas.tumblr.com
http://www.twitter.com/belazecker
"Sorry but a lot of this clean ass laptop music ain't cutting it for me right now, rub some poo poo in ya beats, make that shit dirty please" - Alexander Nut
http://submotion.co.uk/
http://www.wearerebels.com
http://pedacitas.tumblr.com
http://www.twitter.com/belazecker
"Sorry but a lot of this clean ass laptop music ain't cutting it for me right now, rub some poo poo in ya beats, make that shit dirty please" - Alexander Nut
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in college lived in a quadplex type thing. i hear someone yelling my name, roll out of bed barefoot and in boxers.... go upstairs and one of my female roomates is butt ass nekkid with puke everywhere. Try to help her in the shower and bitch pukes chicken fried rice all over me. Being in boxers some of it went down the little cock flap and some on my barefeet.
So yeah puked up rice on my cock and bare feet would classify as grossest for me.
So yeah puked up rice on my cock and bare feet would classify as grossest for me.
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make up sex ?pkay wrote:in college lived in a quadplex type thing. i hear someone yelling my name, roll out of bed barefoot and in boxers.... go upstairs and one of my female roomates is butt ass nekkid with puke everywhere. Try to help her in the shower and bitch pukes chicken fried rice all over me. Being in boxers some of it went down the little cock flap and some on my barefeet.
So yeah puked up rice on my cock and bare feet would classify as grossest for me.
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Re: Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to y
Mate look into her eyes....noam wrote:she looks MINGIN in that
It's hard to escape.
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Don't lie though. You'd still hit that, given the chance.noam wrote:she looks MINGIN in that
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nah her skin looks terrible and her head is rank.
plus she's too skinny for me.
now i watched SALT last night and fapped myself stupid over Angelina Jolie. the woman is a goddess. i always forget, then whenever i see her in a film im literally struck dumb. she is my favourite.
plus she's too skinny for me.
now i watched SALT last night and fapped myself stupid over Angelina Jolie. the woman is a goddess. i always forget, then whenever i see her in a film im literally struck dumb. she is my favourite.
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i think her skin looks terrible because of the amount of makeup her crew put on it. you're talking about the forehead, yea? just way too much foundation she doesn't need.
angelina is gorgeous but something about her really grates my nerves.
angelina is gorgeous but something about her really grates my nerves.
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http://submotion.co.uk/
http://www.wearerebels.com
http://pedacitas.tumblr.com
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"Sorry but a lot of this clean ass laptop music ain't cutting it for me right now, rub some poo poo in ya beats, make that shit dirty please" - Alexander Nut
http://submotion.co.uk/
http://www.wearerebels.com
http://pedacitas.tumblr.com
http://www.twitter.com/belazecker
"Sorry but a lot of this clean ass laptop music ain't cutting it for me right now, rub some poo poo in ya beats, make that shit dirty please" - Alexander Nut
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have u seen gia?noam wrote:nah her skin looks terrible and her head is rank.
plus she's too skinny for me.
now i watched SALT last night and fapped myself stupid over Angelina Jolie. the woman is a goddess. i always forget, then whenever i see her in a film im literally struck dumb. she is my favourite.
Re: Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to y
ive seen the important bitsDRTY wrote:have u seen gia?noam wrote:nah her skin looks terrible and her head is rank.
plus she's too skinny for me.
now i watched SALT last night and fapped myself stupid over Angelina Jolie. the woman is a goddess. i always forget, then whenever i see her in a film im literally struck dumb. she is my favourite.
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