Whats the most disgusting thing thats ever happened to you?

[nicenice]

Angelina Jolie is one of the most irritating people ever. Don't even find her that attractive.

A month ago was fingering my girlfriend, made her laugh at the same time and she pissed on my hand.

[hasezwei]

recently recorded a homeless guy at night when he suddenly started throwing up, but not normal throwing up. he coughed out a huge amount of thick, white fluid. maybe i'll upload the recording later... it was really horrible to watch, but the sounds are bad too.

[ashley]

recently recorded a homeless guy at night when he suddenly started throwing up, but not normal throwing up. he coughed out a huge amount of thick, white fluid. maybe i'll upload the recording later... it was really horrible to watch, but the sounds are bad too.

I want to see this.

[Motorway to Roswell]

The date rape thing I mentioned in the 'Super Hans' Party' thread was pretty bad.

A bunch of mates came round to mine because we'd picked a load of shrooms (about 2000) and one of them brought GBL with him. I'd never heard of it and he explained what it was. After hearing what it was/did, I decided it was best not to indulge and ate some mushrooms.

We then went onto another friend's flat. They were all doing GBL and seemed to be enjoying themselves. I started tweaking out because I'm agoraphobic and hallucinogenics can send me off on one. I went home for a bit, planning to come back later.

At around 11pm I get a call from one of the people there saying "Mate, you need to come back. This is so funny".

When I arrived they were all passed out, except one. He was sat in the middle of the floor in a top hat, laughing to himself, with the music from a game called Dungeon Keeper playing through the stereo. All my mates had monacles, moustaches, cocks etc drawn all over their faces. I chatted to my mate for a bit and then asked if it was possible to wake them up. He said he didn't know.

I slapped one of my friends round the face pretty hard. Nothing. I punched another one. Nothing. I started getting scared at this point. They weren't reacting at all and were barely breathing. I started throwing books at one of them to wake him up and he didn't.

My mate who is still awake suddenly legs it across the room, dives on one of them and starts punching him in the face, laughing and shrieking. He then wipes his bare arse all over the guy's face and rubs his dick on his head.

Next thing, he appears in the doorway with this metal pole. I took it off him, poked my mate in the shoulder with it to try to wake him up again. Nothing. The awake one then puts the pole up his ass and in the guy's mouth. Starts rattling it about off his teeth. He takes it out and hits the guy with it a few times. I'm just stood there like "What the fuck is going on? Is this even happening?"

I manage to get him in the kitchen to try to calm him down and just generally speak to him. I said that it's scary that they're literally knocked out and joke that you could probably cut off an ear like Reservoir Dogs and they wouldn't even wake up. He turns to me and says "If you cut off his ear, I'll fry it up and eat it".

I laughed nervously and was like "You're joking, right?" but he has this weird look in his eye. He then goes "... Oh yeah, yeah" and laughs.

When we went back into the living room they were all wretching in their sleep. Gurgling with bubbles coming out of their mouths and wincing. It was fucking horrible. We got one of them and put his hand on the others crotch and laughed at that.

They all started waking up soon after, except the one my mate had hit loads. He threw up what can only be described as looking like tar, branston pickle or marmite all over the sofa. This sends him off on another one. He pushes the guy off the sofa and starts kicking him on the floor whilst me and two mates look on in horror. He then tries to piss on him. (Bear in mind this is in his own living room and he's still trying to piss everywhere). He can't piss so he suggests doing a shit in a mask and putting it on him. We managed to persuade him not to.

None of them remembered anything so I told them what happened. They didn't seem that bothered, even the guy who got basically molested and tortured seemed alright. (He does hate that guy now though.)

We all went home at around 8am. Considerably disturbed.

Nowadays, whenever anyone brings it up in coversation, we all look at each other and grimace a little at the thought of it.

[johnkimble]

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that seemed fucking horrible

[noam]

wtf??

you didnt mind he was beating on your mate when he was asleep??

LOL but fuckin weird

same kinda thing happened to one of my mates

there was 4 of em, played in a band, after rehearsal went back to the drummers house and they got very drunk and very stoned. two boys pass out.

the two who are left start fuckin about with them (bear in mind that one of the dudes who passed out it was his house and he lived with his mum)

so one guy starts drawin on my mate, and finds some blue chalk and paints his face blue. he dont wake up.

he steps it up a level and pulls my mates pants off, and then pulls his boxers off. he runs into the lads mums room and comes out with a leopard print thong, and puts it on my mate, but he puts it on the wrong way round. he then paints his arse blue. my mate then wakes up, and is still battered, and goes for a piss. he doesn't notice he's wearing a backwards thong and is walking round with his cock n balls out.

he passes out again.

he gets a drum stick... and sticks it up my mates arse. he then takes the drum stick and sticks it in the drummer's mouth. the drummer sucks on the drum stick while he's asleep.

he then goes downstairs and gets a banana and a pair of cooking tongues.

...

you can guess the rest.

my mate with the blue arse wakes up in the morning and STILL doesn't clock he's wearing a backward thong for quite a while.

he gets told the story, he tells me, i ask him why he told me... i told some lad at the bus station that day, then my mate walks up about 5minutes later. the first thing the lad who i told says is ''arite Drumstick hows it goin?''

the nickname stuck for a long, long time. Drum. Drumothy. Drumston. Drummer. Drummington. Drum-Bum. Bum-Drum. Hum-Drum. Hummer...

the guy who molested him kinda got away with it fairly scot-free tbf... and hence we have a metaphor for life.

[wubstep]

The Dungeon Keeper music in the background has me creasing.

[JFK]

I have created a monster........

[noam]

Yesterday my sisters puppy rolled onto is back in front of me so I started to scratch his belly.

All of a sudden he fired a dollop of doggy spunk right into my face hitting me on the chin..........

Fucking rank.

it started like

and it ended like

[laurent__duval]

wtf??

you didnt mind he was beating on your mate when he was asleep??

LOL but fuckin weird

same kinda thing happened to one of my mates

there was 4 of em, played in a band, after rehearsal went back to the drummers house and they got very drunk and very stoned. two boys pass out.

the two who are left start fuckin about with them (bear in mind that one of the dudes who passed out it was his house and he lived with his mum)

so one guy starts drawin on my mate, and finds some blue chalk and paints his face blue. he dont wake up.

he steps it up a level and pulls my mates pants off, and then pulls his boxers off. he runs into the lads mums room and comes out with a leopard print thong, and puts it on my mate, but he puts it on the wrong way round. he then paints his arse blue. my mate then wakes up, and is still battered, and goes for a piss. he doesn't notice he's wearing a backwards thong and is walking round with his cock n balls out.

he passes out again.

he gets a drum stick... and sticks it up my mates arse. he then takes the drum stick and sticks it in the drummer's mouth. the drummer sucks on the drum stick while he's asleep.

he then goes downstairs and gets a banana and a pair of cooking tongues.

...

you can guess the rest.

my mate with the blue arse wakes up in the morning and STILL doesn't clock he's wearing a backward thong for quite a while.

he gets told the story, he tells me, i ask him why he told me... i told some lad at the bus station that day, then my mate walks up about 5minutes later. the first thing the lad who i told says is ''arite Drumstick hows it goin?''

the nickname stuck for a long, long time. Drum. Drumothy. Drumston. Drummer. Drummington. Drum-Bum. Bum-Drum. Hum-Drum. Hummer...

the guy who molested him kinda got away with it fairly scot-free tbf... and hence we have a metaphor for life.

did this happen in manchester? i have a friend that told me a similar story. does the name "rimjob" mean anything to you?

[wolf89]

I've somehow been lucky. Nothing bad happened to me really

You guys have done some silly shit.

I felt bad when this happened (largely due to the hang over though)
When I had a fake tooth still (given up after it kept getting damaged constantly and now I just miss one) and I was really hung over I once puked insanely. All over the wall, floor, toilet seat, top of the cistern. Then my fake tooth on it's plate fell out into the toilet. Had to put my hand down through all the thick stinking puke and down the toilet while still hung over and fish it out. Clean it and put it back in. If only I knew I'd get elbowed in the face at download festival then just spit it out when drunk in a mosh pit I wouldn't have bothered.

and this one is not personal but made me cringe

My mate's joke idea went a bit far (at download I think actually) when he went back with some people to his tent to find his mate was getting with some bird in it. Pissed off they decided to bundle them by all jumping on the tent. When they got up the guy emmerged with blood on his hands. Turns out he was in the middle of things and their bundle had snapped his banjo string

[phrex]

i kinda feel good not having a story like you lot...

worst thing is someone puking next to me. that's it. and that should stay so.

[Widowmaker]

Phrex. You haven't lived!!!! Haha. Jks.

Was fucking this nutty slut once n she was on her period but I don't give a fuck. A nut is a nut.
Lol anyway long story short she's quite dominant. Was riding me like sea biscuit and my piece came out and a pool of blood dropped onto me. Then she insisted on shoving her fingers In my mouth with her blood on them. Lovely. Glad I was fucking wrecked at the time. Was still pretty grim though but fuck it you only live once.

[belalala]

Phrex. You haven't lived!!!! Haha. Jks.

Was fucking this nutty slut once n she was on her period but I don't give a fuck. A nut is a nut.
Lol anyway long story short she's quite dominant. Was riding me like sea biscuit and my piece came out and a pool of blood dropped onto me. Then she insisted on shoving her fingers In my mouth with her blood on them. Lovely. Glad I was fucking wrecked at the time. Was still pretty grim though but fuck it you only live once.

can't decide whether she's a crazy bitch or just a boss.

[collige]

Yesterday my sisters puppy rolled onto is back in front of me so I started to scratch his belly.

All of a sudden he fired a dollop of doggy spunk right into my face hitting me on the chin..........

Fucking rank.

it started like

and it ended like

[borrowed]

The date rape thing I mentioned in the 'Super Hans' Party' thread was pretty bad.

A bunch of mates came round to mine because we'd picked a load of shrooms (about 2000) and one of them brought GBL with him. I'd never heard of it and he explained what it was. After hearing what it was/did, I decided it was best not to indulge and ate some mushrooms.

We then went onto another friend's flat. They were all doing GBL and seemed to be enjoying themselves. I started tweaking out because I'm agoraphobic and hallucinogenics can send me off on one. I went home for a bit, planning to come back later.

At around 11pm I get a call from one of the people there saying "Mate, you need to come back. This is so funny".

When I arrived they were all passed out, except one. He was sat in the middle of the floor in a top hat, laughing to himself, with the music from a game called Dungeon Keeper playing through the stereo. All my mates had monacles, moustaches, cocks etc drawn all over their faces. I chatted to my mate for a bit and then asked if it was possible to wake them up. He said he didn't know.

I slapped one of my friends round the face pretty hard. Nothing. I punched another one. Nothing. I started getting scared at this point. They weren't reacting at all and were barely breathing. I started throwing books at one of them to wake him up and he didn't.

My mate who is still awake suddenly legs it across the room, dives on one of them and starts punching him in the face, laughing and shrieking. He then wipes his bare arse all over the guy's face and rubs his dick on his head.

Next thing, he appears in the doorway with this metal pole. I took it off him, poked my mate in the shoulder with it to try to wake him up again. Nothing. The awake one then puts the pole up his ass and in the guy's mouth. Starts rattling it about off his teeth. He takes it out and hits the guy with it a few times. I'm just stood there like "What the fuck is going on? Is this even happening?"

I manage to get him in the kitchen to try to calm him down and just generally speak to him. I said that it's scary that they're literally knocked out and joke that you could probably cut off an ear like Reservoir Dogs and they wouldn't even wake up. He turns to me and says "If you cut off his ear, I'll fry it up and eat it".

I laughed nervously and was like "You're joking, right?" but he has this weird look in his eye. He then goes "... Oh yeah, yeah" and laughs.

When we went back into the living room they were all wretching in their sleep. Gurgling with bubbles coming out of their mouths and wincing. It was fucking horrible. We got one of them and put his hand on the others crotch and laughed at that.

They all started waking up soon after, except the one my mate had hit loads. He threw up what can only be described as looking like tar, branston pickle or marmite all over the sofa. This sends him off on another one. He pushes the guy off the sofa and starts kicking him on the floor whilst me and two mates look on in horror. He then tries to piss on him. (Bear in mind this is in his own living room and he's still trying to piss everywhere). He can't piss so he suggests doing a shit in a mask and putting it on him. We managed to persuade him not to.

None of them remembered anything so I told them what happened. They didn't seem that bothered, even the guy who got basically molested and tortured seemed alright. (He does hate that guy now though.)

We all went home at around 8am. Considerably disturbed.

Nowadays, whenever anyone brings it up in coversation, we all look at each other and grimace a little at the thought of it.

Winner.

[grillis]

also, this is just a personal scarring event, but i had to sleep with mayonnaise in my hair twice when i was younger. i don't mean just a tablespoon of mayo to make my hair shiny, i mean like half can of the stuff slathered onto my scalp, covered with a showercap and then feeling my hair shift around all condiment like when i was trying to get to sleep. apparently it's lethal for lice because they drown in all the grease. but to this day i can't stand mayonnaise. even the sight of it. but especially the smell. i will never forget that pungent odor assaulting my nostrils every time i woke up in the night.

[AxeD]

i kinda feel good not having a story like you lot...

worst thing is someone puking next to me. that's it. and that should stay so.

Haha, few months ago I was at a Joker gig and the floor literally had a nice coating of oralshit on it. He wasn't too sober
himself either

[noam]

wtf??

you didnt mind he was beating on your mate when he was asleep??

LOL but fuckin weird

same kinda thing happened to one of my mates

there was 4 of em, played in a band, after rehearsal went back to the drummers house and they got very drunk and very stoned. two boys pass out.

the two who are left start fuckin about with them (bear in mind that one of the dudes who passed out it was his house and he lived with his mum)

so one guy starts drawin on my mate, and finds some blue chalk and paints his face blue. he dont wake up.

he steps it up a level and pulls my mates pants off, and then pulls his boxers off. he runs into the lads mums room and comes out with a leopard print thong, and puts it on my mate, but he puts it on the wrong way round. he then paints his arse blue. my mate then wakes up, and is still battered, and goes for a piss. he doesn't notice he's wearing a backwards thong and is walking round with his cock n balls out.

he passes out again.

he gets a drum stick... and sticks it up my mates arse. he then takes the drum stick and sticks it in the drummer's mouth. the drummer sucks on the drum stick while he's asleep.

he then goes downstairs and gets a banana and a pair of cooking tongues.

...

you can guess the rest.

my mate with the blue arse wakes up in the morning and STILL doesn't clock he's wearing a backward thong for quite a while.

he gets told the story, he tells me, i ask him why he told me... i told some lad at the bus station that day, then my mate walks up about 5minutes later. the first thing the lad who i told says is ''arite Drumstick hows it goin?''

the nickname stuck for a long, long time. Drum. Drumothy. Drumston. Drummer. Drummington. Drum-Bum. Bum-Drum. Hum-Drum. Hummer...

the guy who molested him kinda got away with it fairly scot-free tbf... and hence we have a metaphor for life.

did this happen in manchester? i have a friend that told me a similar story. does the name "rimjob" mean anything to you?

NO. FUCKING. WAY. rimston is one of MY BOYS DAWG! (duno if thats something i should be proud of tho.. he's called Rim for a reason)...

[nicenice]

people sleeping

better then having the hottest girl in the world naked and with her legs spread open for you

seen some nasty stuff happen to people when they sleep
was at a squat with a girl who had bipolar and drinking when she's had her med's makes her go nuts. there was another girl who has no shame whatsoever. a couple of guys were asleep so the girl with no shame persuaded the bipolar chick to give one of them head. she works her fingers into his arse and pulls it out, with a bit of shit on it. so she wipes it on the other guys face. the girl with no shame then took it up a level, shat in the corner and wiped in on his face. a couple of hours later and the guy wakes up confused, peeling bits off dried shit off his face without realising.

at the same squat a couple of months later i saw some guy on md for the first time drink biplolar chicks period out of a cup. willingly.