note to self: never have sex whilst on acid

forthcoming 12", spring/summer 2015:Legend4ry wrote:Well I am still living in that haze that dubstep is about a dark room with a big system, peoples with their heads down and trigger fingers in the air.
why on earth would people make this stuff upvulvavibration wrote:tbh i don't believe 75% of all said in here...
still amusing
I know its not quite the same, but having sex on 2c-B is fucking excellent. Out of body experiences + literally feeling like you're going to paradise while getting it on ftw.advocate wrote: note to self: never have sex whilst on acid
i've done it. i managed to perform but my mind kept wandering and i kept losing my lob-on. managed it though. twice i think!advocate wrote: note to self: never have sex whilst on acid
same as in reality - makes them cooler. i guess in every story there is somewhere some truth... but i'm sure that the writer put's some salt and pepper to make the story a bit spicier...Rekah wrote:why on earth would people make this stuff upvulvavibration wrote:tbh i don't believe 75% of all said in here...
still amusing
forthcoming 12", spring/summer 2015:Legend4ry wrote:Well I am still living in that haze that dubstep is about a dark room with a big system, peoples with their heads down and trigger fingers in the air.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/47252461@N06/garethom wrote:Big up mate, meditate on 128.
i think he just feels boring cos he doesn't have any good stories...Rekah wrote:why on earth would people make this stuff upvulvavibration wrote:tbh i don't believe 75% of all said in here...
still amusing
not many of these stories make people seem coolervulvavibration wrote:same as in reality - makes them cooler. :Rekah wrote:why on earth would people make this stuff upvulvavibration wrote:tbh i don't believe 75% of all said in here...
still amusing
i can vouch for my stories, i even have witnesses to all of them most of them try not to speak about the fisting incident as it was rather grim64hz wrote:not many of these stories make people seem coolervulvavibration wrote:same as in reality - makes them cooler. :Rekah wrote:why on earth would people make this stuff upvulvavibration wrote:tbh i don't believe 75% of all said in here...
still amusing![]()
im not sure why you think shittin puking and pissing is cool
in the process of finding it for you mate64hz wrote:lol what fisting accident, i cba trawl the thread. i was saying that most of the stories are probly true btw.
Rekah wrote:i dont have any storys on what happened to me, but i do have 1 that happened to a guy i went school with, so i was at this party i knew most the people there and theres this proper minging fat girl absolutely pissed begging people to shag her so this i guy i know ends up doing it, but the thing was he had learning difficulties or something anyway they go in the toilet about ten minutes later shes on the floor crying with blood all over the bath mats, bath room floor etc the guy comes out with what i can only describe as marigolds of blood. literally all his hands and halfway up to his elbows are soaked in blood so everyones like what the fuck. she didnt say what happened and neither did he. basically shed been ripped open if you know what i mean so we put 2 and 2 together and came to the conclusion that he was fisting her but pretty much elbow deep
edit : this will help provide an image im trying to describe with the marigold reference
its the marigold bit that stays in your mind isnt itnoam wrote:mine were all true except the one told to me by someone else, i dont know about that
the rest are all 100%... i even told one of them twice its that true
oh and the fisting 'marigold' incident is truly horrific...
collige wrote:I would never try to use my production to get women in the first place
That's what DJing is for.
trust bro, im not going to go out of my way to make that shit up, ive got about 40 odd people that were at that party and saw that shit, you mention sleeves of blood to them and they dont want to knowashley wrote:Don't believe Rekah's fisting one for a second at all.
My arms a foot and a half long to the elbow.
Go figure.
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