Poundland you magnificent bastards

Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
Forum rules
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.

Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
Locked
User avatar
firky
Posts: 10336
Joined: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:13 pm
Location: seckle is a tnuc
Contact:
Contact firky

Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by firky » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:42 pm

Celebrate your purchases here :m:

Black hair dye with instructions in what I assume is Arabic and disposable gloves three sizes too small for a seven year old child.

Microwavable plate that warped when I first used it.

An anti-fog shaving mirror that fogs up.

Jalapeño fairy lights that actually work and run off a small battery pack.

All for a quid. I love you poundland.
Sound System Rental

Inventor of the Turban.
Top
User avatar
dubmatters
Posts: 974
Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:33 pm

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by dubmatters » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:45 pm

Washing powder that doesn't clean your clothes and makes them smell like old farts.
maybe his magical jew carpenter compelled him to speak out
Top
User avatar
dubmatters
Posts: 974
Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:33 pm

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by dubmatters » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:47 pm

Boxes that are very suitable for records but break as soon as you carry them somewhere.
maybe his magical jew carpenter compelled him to speak out
Top
User avatar
kidshuffle
Posts: 13473
Joined: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:44 am
Location: canada

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by kidshuffle » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:17 pm

Dyin those grey hairs, hey grandpa?
Beats/Facebook/Twitter
Laszlo wrote:
nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:
Top
noam
Posts: 10825
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:10 pm
Location: Manchester/Leeds

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by noam » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:20 pm

loadsa paint...
Top
User avatar
DRTY
Posts: 7900
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:08 pm
Location: Bournemouth

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by DRTY » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:24 pm

anti-freeze screen wash

bought it when it was real cold. Put it in pure.

defrosted screen using tepid water and a scraper.

drove off.

sprayed anti-freeze screen wash.

windscreen froze instantly.

nearly died.
Top
wubstep
Posts: 3041
Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:20 pm
Location: Bristol

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by wubstep » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:28 pm

Pocket-size speakers, reduced to 50p.

Headphones were louder.
garethom wrote:Big up mate, meditate on 128.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/47252461@N06/
sum fotos n stuff
Top
User avatar
leebass
Posts: 763
Joined: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:27 pm

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by leebass » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:37 pm

DRTY wrote:anti-freeze screen wash

bought it when it was real cold. Put it in pure.

defrosted screen using tepid water and a scraper.

drove off.

sprayed anti-freeze screen wash.

windscreen froze instantly.

nearly died.
Laughed so hard at this.
Top
noam
Posts: 10825
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:10 pm
Location: Manchester/Leeds

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by noam » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:20 pm

someone should do a new meme of poundland experiences

Poundland Alpaca maybe
Top
User avatar
64hz
Posts: 3947
Joined: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:34 pm

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by 64hz » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:22 am

next time someones in a pound shop buy something awesome, post a pic here, whoever buys the best thing wins 4 internets.
Top
pandabear
Posts: 1129
Joined: Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:26 am
Location: Normal Heights

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by pandabear » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:09 am

Ohh, Poundland. I had my encounter in Edgware. I bought plastic food containers, a lock, a British flag sticker, stationary, tea, and crisps that I've never seen or tasted before. Poundland reminded me of one of my favorite stores, the 99 Cents Only Stores, where I always overspend on crap I don't need. And find their organizing skills full of lols.

Like this vaginal suppository next to Halls, for example. Um, WTF? :corntard:
Image
Top
Shum
Posts: 9851
Joined: Sun May 16, 2010 9:14 am

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by Shum » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:11 am

^ WTF indeed :lol:
Top
User avatar
koro inu
Posts: 145
Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:14 am
Location: I'm new here
Contact:
Contact koro inu

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by koro inu » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:07 am

leebass wrote:
DRTY wrote:anti-freeze screen wash

bought it when it was real cold. Put it in pure.

defrosted screen using tepid water and a scraper.

drove off.

sprayed anti-freeze screen wash.

windscreen froze instantly.

nearly died.
Laughed so hard at this.
me too. although if you put it on your windscreen when that's freezing, it's not the screenwashes fault! :lol:

never bought anything from poundland. mainly because it's full of mouth breathers and the uneducated ;)
Top
wub
Posts: 34156
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 pm
Location: Madrid
Contact:
Contact wub

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by wub » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:11 am

Image

I got a copy of this from Poundland in Wandsworth. It's not been out of the car since :lol:
Top
User avatar
koro inu
Posts: 145
Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:14 am
Location: I'm new here
Contact:
Contact koro inu

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by koro inu » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:13 am

spare ice scraper for the windscreen is it? ;)
Top
wub
Posts: 34156
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 pm
Location: Madrid
Contact:
Contact wub

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by wub » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:16 am

koro inu wrote:spare ice scraper for the windscreen is it? ;)

Surprisingly listenable trance/house compilation. And fuck it, at 50p a CD who gives a crap.



[Also the CD player in the Pug is a bit iffy and only plays 1 in 30 CDs I try]
Top
volcanogeorge
Posts: 2110
Joined: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:58 pm
Location: Newcastle via Lincoln

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by volcanogeorge » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:35 am

The one near me sells porn, no joke.
Soundcloud
"Gettin' paid like a biker with the best cranks, spray it like a high ranked sniper in the West Bank"
√BEETS
Top
wub
Posts: 34156
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 pm
Location: Madrid
Contact:
Contact wub

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by wub » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:39 am

volcanogeorge wrote:The one near me sells porn, no joke.

Poundland porn? :confused:
Top
User avatar
HamCrescendo
Posts: 3101
Joined: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:11 pm
Location: Manchester/London

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by HamCrescendo » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:14 am

noam wrote:loadsa paint...
yes many cars need to be repainted
Top
User avatar
firky
Posts: 10336
Joined: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:13 pm
Location: seckle is a tnuc
Contact:
Contact firky

Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by firky » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:17 am

noam wrote:someone should do a new meme of poundland experiences

Poundland Alpaca maybe
NAh it would have to be something cheap and tacky to reflect pound land:

Image
Sound System Rental

Inventor of the Turban.
Top
Locked

Return to “Secret Ninja Hideout”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests