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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by firky » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:18 am

atleast13 wrote: Like this vaginal suppository next to Halls, for example. Um, WTF? :corntard:
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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by wolf89 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:22 am

I've got loads of Dario Argento and Lucio Fulci movies on dvd from poundland.

Plus loads of 80s video nasty type material on a label called hardgore (they also did some newer movies but they were shit)

Got Lamberto Bava's Demons from there on dvd too.

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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by firky » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:33 am

Might go on a poundland mission this afternoon and buy loads of crap for a tenner :D
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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by RandomEyez » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:46 am

Bought a new bike pump out of Poundland last week which has yet to be put to the test. And I had moderate to high hopes of it working until reading this thread!

But its hard not to take a gamble for the sake of a quid

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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by ashley » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:52 am

I heard poundland sell porno.

Confirm/Deny?

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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by wolf89 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:12 am

ashley wrote:I heard poundland sell porno.

Confirm/Deny?
They did have this
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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by Sirius » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:22 am

ashley wrote:I heard poundland sell porno.

Confirm/Deny?
shit... poundland even sounds like a porno!! :hugegrin:

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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by ahier » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:32 am

i tried to buy a windproof lighter the other day from poundland

they refused because you have to be 21 to buy lighters from them
it was like 4 days before my 21st birthday
i laughed at the lady but inside i was crying

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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by DRTY » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:33 am

I bought fucking loads of stuff from there as gifts to give away at an event i put on xmas eve. Was pure lolz. Seriously high quality gifts.

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Post by Jak The lad » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:28 pm

I just go and stock up on cheap sweets and out of date food.
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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by crackf » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:14 pm

-a packet of 3 lighters
-a packet of 4 lighers
-a packet of 5 lighters
-a packet of 6 lighters

all of which, i think are the same make lighter too...

also i got some christmas fairy lights that were far too short for anything and died after a few days

absolute quality shop, and i say this without any sarcasm
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Post by lloydnoise » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:18 pm

DRTY wrote:I bought fucking loads of stuff from there as gifts to give away at an event i put on xmas eve. Was pure lolz. Seriously high quality gifts.
this

I bought I my mates the terrible DVDs they sell in 99pStores (couldn't see any films in Poundland plus i save 1p for every item bought :hugegrin: ).
They had a few Asylum films (Transmorphers, I am Omega etc) as well as some really odd straight-to-VHS-and-then-for-some-reason-released-on-DVD films as well such as 'Alien Intruder' starring Billy Dee Williams and this magnificant fail:

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literally the most hilarious pile of shit ever, I urge all ninjas to track this film down, get peng and laugh your mind off.. It took us about 3 hours to watch it cos we kept rewinding bits to laugh at again and again. The review here sums it up:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1330208/
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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by Origins » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:19 pm

Just got back in from a trip
  • 3 Tins of Heins beans
    9 Pack of Mccoys
    750ml J20 Juice Drink
    3 Tins of tuna
    Cheese
    Milk
    Shredded Ham
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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by volcanogeorge » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:29 pm

ashley wrote:I heard poundland sell porno.

Confirm/Deny?
For serious.

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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by wub » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:33 pm

lloydnoise wrote:
DRTY wrote:I bought fucking loads of stuff from there as gifts to give away at an event i put on xmas eve. Was pure lolz. Seriously high quality gifts.
this

I bought I my mates the terrible DVDs they sell in 99pStores (couldn't see any films in Poundland plus i save 1p for every item bought :hugegrin: ).
They had a few Asylum films (Transmorphers, I am Omega etc) as well as some really odd straight-to-VHS-and-then-for-some-reason-released-on-DVD films as well such as 'Alien Intruder' starring Billy Dee Williams and this magnificant fail:

Image

literally the most hilarious pile of shit ever, I urge all ninjas to track this film down, get peng and laugh your mind off.. It took us about 3 hours to watch it cos we kept rewinding bits to laugh at again and again. The review here sums it up:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1330208/

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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by lloydnoise » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:38 pm

wub wrote:
lloydnoise wrote:
DRTY wrote:I bought fucking loads of stuff from there as gifts to give away at an event i put on xmas eve. Was pure lolz. Seriously high quality gifts.
this

I bought I my mates the terrible DVDs they sell in 99pStores (couldn't see any films in Poundland plus i save 1p for every item bought :hugegrin: ).
They had a few Asylum films (Transmorphers, I am Omega etc) as well as some really odd straight-to-VHS-and-then-for-some-reason-released-on-DVD films as well such as 'Alien Intruder' starring Billy Dee Williams and this magnificant fail:

Image

literally the most hilarious pile of shit ever, I urge all ninjas to track this film down, get peng and laugh your mind off.. It took us about 3 hours to watch it cos we kept rewinding bits to laugh at again and again. The review here sums it up:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1330208/

Roddy Piper. Win.
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I urge people to watch this film, it's so weird
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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by kingldub » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:09 pm

wolf89 wrote:I've got loads of Dario Argento and Lucio Fulci movies on dvd from poundland.

Plus loads of 80s video nasty type material on a label called hardgore (they also did some newer movies but they were shit)

Got Lamberto Bava's Demons from there on dvd too.

I picked up Nightmare in a Damged Brain, The Red Monks and Cat In The Brain. The Red Monks was shite though, think it was only produced by Fulci so.....

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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by noam » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:54 pm

lloydnoise wrote:
DRTY wrote:I bought fucking loads of stuff from there as gifts to give away at an event i put on xmas eve. Was pure lolz. Seriously high quality gifts.
this

I bought I my mates the terrible DVDs they sell in 99pStores (couldn't see any films in Poundland plus i save 1p for every item bought :hugegrin: ).
They had a few Asylum films (Transmorphers, I am Omega etc) as well as some really odd straight-to-VHS-and-then-for-some-reason-released-on-DVD films as well such as 'Alien Intruder' starring Billy Dee Williams and this magnificant fail:

Image

literally the most hilarious pile of shit ever, I urge all ninjas to track this film down, get peng and laugh your mind off.. It took us about 3 hours to watch it cos we kept rewinding bits to laugh at again and again. The review here sums it up:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1330208/
was interested, read the first review on imdb

was shocked by the openness and bohemian nature of the first reviewer

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J_H wrote:Amateurish in every respect. Not watchable. This movie was a big disappointment for my wife daughter.
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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by laurent__duval » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:18 pm

i get 3 cans of fizzy drink for a quid. cant be beat. vimto, ribena, all the old favourites! poundlands the one!

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Re: Poundland you magnificent bastards

Post by pandabear » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:59 am

This thread is :corndance: cos I fell in love [at first sight] with Poundland. It is totally the same with the 99 COS here! I feel bad, cos I think I'm robbing this thread. Seriously, I love those two stores!

One time, I bought friends greeting cards just for lols (it was like 2 for 99 cents). The writing inside was very long, very heartfelt-like, and all in Spanish. They called me asking for what it meant, I don't fucking speak Spanish :cornlol:

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