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Man killed by his own Cock...

Post by noam » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:14 pm

The Register wrote:A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far.

Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates.

According to a friend, Soren forced the cockerel - whose legs were tooled up with razor blades - back into the ring to fight as it repeatedly tried to get away.

"This upset it, and it attacked Soren," said the friend.

The man's throat was slit in the struggle. The whereabouts of the killer cock are unknown, but it is thought that another trainer has bagged it. The bird had won four fights prior to its deadly attack.

Police are looking for the black and red feathered beast.

A lesson for all, we can surely agree, who are too pushy with birds. All further puns, moral outrage etc to the usual address. ®

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Post by hugh » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:34 pm

one of those rare instances where someone dies and I think "He probably deserved it."
Is that bad ?
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Post by Phigure » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:55 pm

Fucking asshole deserved it

It's fucking cruel and I'm happy this happened to him, especially since he was killed by his own bird.
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Post by Rekah » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:03 pm

noam wrote:
The Register wrote:A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far.

Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates.

According to a friend, Soren forced the cockerel - whose legs were tooled up with razor blades - back into the ring to fight as it repeatedly tried to get away.

"This upset it, and it attacked Soren," said the friend.

The man's throat was slit in the struggle. The whereabouts of the killer cock are unknown, but it is thought that another trainer has bagged it. The bird had won four fights prior to its deadly attack.

Police are looking for the black and red feathered beast.

A lesson for all, we can surely agree, who are too pushy with birds. All further puns, moral outrage etc to the usual address. ®
by any chance is it this



it seems metal enhanced to me

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Post by 64hz » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:19 pm

people saying 'omg he deserved it' get fucked, cultural and social morals are hugely different in places like bengal. dont get worked up about this shit, like pkay was saying in another thread, the only time you seem to give a fuck is when you can push your holierthanthou 'i care about things' attitude in other peoples faces.
are you out on the streets campaigning against kfc for using battery hens? no, you probably eat there. you dont really give a fuck about chickens but a little bit of moral indignation each day makes you feel better about yourself.

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Post by 64hz » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:23 pm

Rekah wrote: by any chance is it this



it seems metal enhanced to me
:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:

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Re: Man killed by his own Cock...

Post by ThomasEll » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:27 pm

64hz wrote:
Rekah wrote: by any chance is it this



it seems metal enhanced to me
:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:
-w- -w- -w-



This story reminded me of the guy that got eaten by ells of something that got posted here ages ago
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Post by clifford_- » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:31 pm

64hz wrote:people saying 'omg he deserved it' get fucked, cultural and social morals are hugely different in places like bengal. dont get worked up about this shit, like pkay was saying in another thread, the only time you seem to give a fuck is when you can push your holierthanthou 'i care about things' attitude in other peoples faces.
are you out on the streets campaigning against kfc for using battery hens? no, you probably eat there. you dont really give a fuck about chickens but a little bit of moral indignation each day makes you feel better about yourself.
You cant really compare this to the middle east though! :razz:
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Post by gnome » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:03 pm

64hz wrote:people saying 'omg he deserved it' get fucked, cultural and social morals are hugely different in places like bengal. dont get worked up about this shit, like pkay was saying in another thread, the only time you seem to give a fuck is when you can push your holierthanthou 'i care about things' attitude in other peoples faces.
are you out on the streets campaigning against kfc for using battery hens? no, you probably eat there. you dont really give a fuck about chickens but a little bit of moral indignation each day makes you feel better about yourself.
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Post by Swissdub » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:14 am

64hz wrote:people saying 'omg he deserved it' get fucked, cultural and social morals are hugely different in places like bengal. dont get worked up about this shit, like pkay was saying in another thread, the only time you seem to give a fuck is when you can push your holierthanthou 'i care about things' attitude in other peoples faces.
are you out on the streets campaigning against kfc for using battery hens? no, you probably eat there. you dont really give a fuck about chickens but a little bit of moral indignation each day makes you feel better about yourself.

well said


might go get some kfc now,...... i is hungy

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Post by TSH-Tim » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:19 am

Funny read this lol .... am just waiting for the youtube clip ;)
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Re: Man killed by his own Cock...

Post by butt jolokia » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:27 am

I was doing a self suck when I was like 16. I caught the edge of my braces in my pee hole. I got scared and pulled away. I got even more scared when it stretched like bubblegum. Was not a good experience.

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Post by TSH-Tim » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:41 am

....................... lol lol lol
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Re: Man killed by his own Cock...

Post by pkay » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:14 am

all that really needs to be taken from this thread is that i was right in the middle eastern thread

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Post by Mints » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:22 am




it seems metal enhanced to me
-w- That's too funny.

Anyway, I got the chance to go to a cock fight that a bunch of Mexicans held. Never went through with it... strange, but I kind of regret it. I'm just left very curious now.

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Post by JazzyGeoffery » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:32 am

definitely deserved it
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Re: Man killed by his own Cock...

Post by apmje » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:27 pm

Fully deserves it.

Fuck off to the people who think we can't say that either because it's their culture or whatever. Not like he was using the chicken for food but just for their own mindless entertainment.

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Re: Man killed by his own Cock...

Post by nousd » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:38 am

I've avoided this topic til now.
Painful memories I guess;
slamming it in a drawer nearly had me die from shock
and the youthful urge to have it envelopped
had me risking homicidal acts, to be sure.....
but it's the dreams that really threaten,
with the old fella becoming a turgid serpent,
wending in to smuthercate me
(wtf does that mean?)
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