i wanted to get on a big station so i sent phatbeats my demo........im now on it evey tuesday 11 till 1am this is the demo and there are time slots available still. have a listen and if you like it you can tune in and if you can beat it maybe ill even see you there someday, anyway.........enjoy the dub
some facts:
recorded in a warehouse
two hosts mc dangdrous, blasa.b
dj is myself normndizzle
was supposed to be for unity fm..........turned out they r gay lol only wanted funky house mixes and only mixing at end of tune, no mcs allowed...............gayyyyyy lol.......no dubstep allowed apart from vocals.......vocal to vocal mixes ??? lol
blasa b is now at unity fm every thursday 10 till 12am..........he is not happy about the mixing rules
took blasa b to phatbeats..............blasa now loves mixing filth and unity fm is a good conversation for laughs
played at phatbeats.......aircon cost 20p for 10mins........wtf
didnt bring the correct wire port for the mc i took to phatbeats. lol..........shoutouts were a problem. sign language was bad
manager of phatbeats had wire we could use yay !!!
manager off phatbeats wants 2.50 for hire of the wire for the mc
dj normndizzle was skint..........the mc was unhappy without the mic..........he was poor
the mc called mc lounger d drove us there and had work the next day lol
turned out the subs were 15 quid........i had a fiver.................................in change
i owe phatbeats 25 pound this tuesday....................about the money...........t.c remix lol
after the set the mc who didnt chat all night but drove us there and back was pulled by the fuzz...
fuzz= we could smell the weed miles away mate and it stinks of cannibiss in here
fact: we didnt smoke da gunja in the car...........but blasa b had weed.............he was unhappy
fuzz= you got any drugs on you..
blasa b= im not gonna lie i got a bit on me ok?
fuzz= ok im gonna search you weres the weed
blasa b= its in my cigarette box i think..........( in his sock ) lol
5 mins pass..............fuzz looks confused.
fuzz= i cant find anything on you so off you go.
normndizzle= ( in my mind ) lol lol lol wtf lol lol lol wtf lol lol.........i cant find the weed so off u go lol lol lol
back in the car now..........lol lol lol mc lounger= the coppa ask me for a lyric coz i said i was an mc coming back from radio
normndizzle= yeah.......what u bust den i never heard nuffin
mc lounger= nah could only think of........" po lice maan...........dem a wannkkaa." ( famous lyric )
anyway it all ended and blasa was happy.........kept his weed...........and he loves mixing the filth
blasa b is still unhappy about mixing at unity fm
dj normndizzle owes phatbeats 25 quid next set
lounger d was very tired at work...........his voice was fine..........like he never said a word.
the fuzz called in additional units to search for weed they knew blasa had........and failed..........epic failure.
puff puff give............................enjoy the mixing.........dj normndizzle......take care and thanks for reading