My Dad...

[wubstep]

...sailed to the Caribbean in a 3 man yacht.

And fell off a cliff face and landed on his face.

What you got?

[Motorway to Roswell]

My Dad was going to be a military paramedic. He's a third dan in Shotokan karate. He owns several japanese swords, nunchaku, shotguns and air rifles. He used to take shrooms and smoke weed. He rides a super bike. He plays electric guitar and plays in bands from time to time. He goes rock climbing, caving etc and trained himself to be a tree surgeon. He worked as a zoo keeper for a while and was in charge of the jaguars. He was suicidal for a few years.

[__________]

...is bigger than your dad

[finji]

my dad is an expert on british wildlife, he's also a knowledgable amateur mycologist. When he's not sitting in his flat getting high and listening to Tes la Rok he's wild camping alone in the jungles of the Dominican Republic, Carribean.

[pkay]

..... wore adidas track suits in every childhood picture i can find

[Mortal]

[noam]

cuts hair, drives a mazda mx5, wears a size 6 and has a boyfriend called Sancho...

[kebnoa]

got a massive slong

[pompende]

i think noam's dad is winning!


my dad has OCD and retired from business lawyering (bankruptcies mostly) to become a carpenter. he makes ornamental boxes and cabinets now...

[fractal]

My dad has hep c and almost died after spending 14 months in the hospital. Luckily he received a new liver & kidney in the nick of time and is almost upon his 5 year recovery mark

[noam]

oh wait i get this thread now...

you're all lying...

i feel duped

[pkay]

oh wait i get this thread now...

you're all lying...

i feel duped

i wasnt my dad wore adidas track suits through most of the 80s

[kebnoa]

oh wait i get this thread now...

you're all lying...

i feel duped

f u my dad has got a massive slong. thats how i got my massive slong.

[Motorway to Roswell]

I wasn't lying.

[firky]

From something I wrote about my Dad:


[[Photograph of Firky Senior]]

“Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope”

See this person. He took suddenly ill a year ago. In 24 hours he survived nineteen cardiac arrests. Then the next three days he survived complete organ failure and a further two heart attacks.

He is an amazing dad and now stable and still intact!

[frank grimes jr.]

My dad has a warrant out for his arrest.
We have the same name.

[TSH-Tim]

Is Sancho

cuts hair, drives a mazda mx5, wears a size 6 and has a boyfriend called Sancho...

[butt jolokia]

never took personal responsibility for his own health, and had a stroke.

[frank grimes jr.]

Is Sancho

cuts hair, drives a mazda mx5, wears a size 6 and has a boyfriend called Sancho...

:rimshot:

[Dub_freak]

Was a bomb disposalist in the army and now works for a charity in Africa clearing minefields.