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just watched The Fountain.
parson needs to get in here and tell me bout allegory nd shit.
parson needs to get in here and tell me bout allegory nd shit.
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It's kind of not good that I found this. I don't usually go beyond my limit but I do once in a blue moon. Like when my latest ex broke up with me, according to my roommate, I was so drunk, how I managed to drive home is beyond him, but I was crying on the floor, crawled to the bathroom and turned the shower on. Took off my clothes, leaving just undies and my bra. I guess I told him that if he starts laughing, taking picture, or get a boner, I will stab him in his eyes while he's asleep. Of course, I don't remember any of this, but I wondered when I woke up why I was naked. Saw wet under garments on the floor, ran to the door and it was locked. Got the story later. I'm so glad my roommate didn't take advantage of me. I would have stabbed him in the neck/eyes, chopped off his dick, and pissed on/opened his collectibles.

Anywho, probably won't drink tonight. But I'll check in when I'm drunk just to get lols.
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You got to act tough, or else you'll get your eyes stabbed in this rough world.Sheff wrote:it seems like you stab alot of people in the eyes...

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you can't make a statement like that, then try to justify it with a cornlolatleast13 wrote:I would have stabbed him in the neck/eyes, chopped off his dick, and pissed on/opened his collectibles.

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haha i love this forum
everyone seems to have the same sense of humour as me

everyone seems to have the same sense of humour as me
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Cos I can't walk that talk.64hz wrote:you can't make a statement like that, then try to justify it with a cornlolatleast13 wrote:I would have stabbed him in the neck/eyes, chopped off his dick, and pissed on/opened his collectibles.

I can probably open/donate all his collectibles.

And maybe throw a few punches

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i dont think anyone, except Patrick Bateman (and Hannibal Lector) could walk that talk.
i'll take the collectibles though.
i'll take the collectibles though.
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ok so if this is the drunk thread here goes...
Corporate America vs the Middle Class struggle is to Blacks vs Whites in the 60s/70s but a lot less violence...
Corporate America vs the Middle Class struggle is to Blacks vs Whites in the 60s/70s but a lot less violence...
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Fuuuuuucking all takeaways shut and minimum order for beer delivered is £15!
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Just cos I go to pub by myself n get pissed with the regulars... apparently I'm an alchoholic
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i love this thread.
some embarrassing moments but i dgaf
some embarrassing moments but i dgaf
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Ahh stella and left over bloc sambuca
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
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I spent far too long staring at my shit in the toilet just now before flushing it.
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minifletch wrote:Just cos I go to pub by myself n get pissed with the regulars... apparently I'm an alchoholic
FACK ARRRRRRFFFFFF

just cos i like to drink bitter with (bitter) old men, dont make me an alchy!
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HP = brown
Ketchup = red
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so that's why you didn't answer your phoneDZA wrote:Ahh stella and left over bloc sambuca![]()
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SOWWI BABSgwa wrote:so that's why you didn't answer your phoneDZA wrote:Ahh stella and left over bloc sambuca![]()
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
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