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fucking huge spider

Post by firky » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:18 pm

just ran up the inside of the curtains beside me, it's about the size of a dinner plate - am not scared of spiders but you could put a saddle on this fucker and ride it to Gondor, am actually nervous.


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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by DRTY » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:19 pm

what the actual fuck.
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by firky » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:21 pm

gonna take the fucker out with fire

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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by 64hz » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:21 pm

had a massive one ran out from the couch the other day, caught it in a chinese take away box and let it go outside. not dinner plate size though :corntard: you in britian firky?
the worst spider i ever came in contact with was when i was still in kenya. i still shudder at the thought of that beast.
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by bright maroon » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:22 pm

...you have camel spiders in the UK?
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by firky » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:23 pm

i am, its not really the size of a dinner plate :D it's fucking massive tho.

am being paranoid but..... its not htat long ago since i came back from lagos O_O

i'll try n man up and get a photo ;D
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by firky » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:29 pm

it's vanished, it'll come out later when am lying on the sofa and walk across my beautiful face :O
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by LACE » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:30 pm

straight from the depths of hell.
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Post by Swissdub » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:34 pm

camel spiders are so fukin deadly, i thought they were mainly based in the middles east

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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by knell » Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:13 am

that's what you get for hanging out in haunted bunkers, deep underground!
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by budsteq » Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:43 am

oh jesus fuck that. you cant even just stand on it. you would probably still see its heart beating LOL

EDIT: that fucker has ten legs!
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by deadly_habit » Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:58 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae ;)
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by budsteq » Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:14 am

I'd still be nervous if I saw one... :sofa:
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by kingGhost » Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:32 am

that is some god damned first person shooter type shit right there. time to bust this out:




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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by firky » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:43 am

Am sending in the cat.
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by SK3W3R » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:47 am

if it is actually a camel spider, itl eat your cat, dont do it
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by Y_H » Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:10 am

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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by Dub_freak » Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:28 am

Looks like it escaped from the zoo :o
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Re: fucking huge spider

Post by zerbaman » Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:52 am

OH MMY FUCKING GOD
THAT BASTARD HAS 10 FUCKING LEGS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! OM YG OFDSFDO D SHIT FUCK FUCK
I HATE SPIDERS
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