Saw a woman in the corner late last night. (Ghost Wank)

Kodachrome · Post by **Kodachrome** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:26 am

Awoke from a slumber and saw an old woman shrouded in darkness leering at me in the corner of my bedroom.

The only thing I could think was "oh god this ghost hag watches me jack off".

So now I'm seriously worried, does this ghost bitch watch me masturbate?

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:32 am

did you try hitting her?

Kodachrome · Post by **Kodachrome** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:34 am

Sheff wrote:did you try hitting her?

Hell no man I tucked my head under the covers like a bitch.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:35 am

next time just ask if she's down to fuck

Kodachrome · Post by **Kodachrome** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:36 am

particle-jim wrote:next time just ask if she's down to fuck

Probably get things nice and wet back to working order with some of that ghastly ectoplasm.

Shum · Post by **Shum** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:37 am

Give Bill Murray a ring, he'll know what to do.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:42 am

get ghost adventurs to do a show there

Kodachrome · Post by **Kodachrome** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:44 am

Shum wrote:Give Bill Murray a ring, he'll know what to do.

My ex's sister met murray @ a bar in charleston, said he was a really chill guy and was with a super young/fit chick. bought them all drinks

kingGhost · Post by **kingGhost** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:20 am

bill murray has a tendency to randomly show up at dive bars all the time, hangin with the young and hip

and OP: lay off the pipe

64hz · Post by **64hz** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:59 am

Sheff wrote:did you try hitting on her?

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:03 am

lol this thread title could easily go in the burial name generator thread

knell · Post by **knell** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:20 am

Seeing an old lady (old hag syndrome) is a common symptom of sleep paralysis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

Mr Hyde · Post by **Mr Hyde** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:40 am

best not to hide under your covers like a 7 year old pussy.....pretty sure if you got up and looked it'd be a coat hung up or you'd wake up enough to realise you're just imagining it

LACE · Post by **LACE** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:40 am

lol ghost wank.

vertx · Post by **vertx** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:13 am

knell wrote:Seeing an old lady (old hag syndrome) is a common symptom of sleep paralysis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

I had this a month or so ago, woke up in fear with the strongest feeling there was a witch leaning over my shoulder

. Then realised how wack this actually was and dosed back off

Didn't think too much of it until I read this.

phrex · Post by **phrex** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:28 am

@vertx: i swear i read your nickname ''vex'd'' when i klicked on the thread title...

Neptune · Post by **Neptune** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:31 am

LACE wrote:lol ghost wank.

vertx · Post by **vertx** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:55 am

vulvavibration wrote:@vertx: i swear i read your nickname ''vex'd'' when i klicked on the thread title...

haha if only

I've been meaning to make a new account as there's another dude on here with the username vertex, really can't be bothered though he doesn't seem to post too often these days, not that you could blame him

honey-d · Post by **honey-d** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:41 pm

Shoulda just skeeted on her

neon-dubz · Post by **neon-dubz** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:08 pm

honey-d wrote:Shoulda just skeeted on her

''Imma skeet skeet skeet all over you''

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