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Invent a product

Post by Dartma » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:12 am

mine would be a jersey shore app

would make millions
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Re: Invent a product

Post by oprs » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:14 am

mine would be the app to destroy ever jersey shore app downloaded.

insta millionaire :corndance:
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Re: Invent a product

Post by Dartma » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:28 am

oprs wrote:mine would be the app to destroy ever jersey shore app downloaded.

insta millionaire :corndance:
this would actually be a win/win situation, nice
profiting off dummies, then destroying the app
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Re: Invent a product

Post by wub » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:34 am

A trained monkey that would sniff glasses of wine offered to you at a restaurant when you're already drunk, to see if the waiter has tried to pass off a cheaper brand as something more expensive that you've asked for. If the chimp detects some shenanigans have taken place, he throws faecal matter at the waiter until the correct drink is brought.

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Re: Invent a product

Post by AllNightDayDream » Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:35 am

edible pen caps

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Post by particle-jim » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:08 am

AllNightDayDream wrote:edible pen caps
these already exist, they're called pen caps
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Re: Invent a product

Post by dubloke » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:14 am

wub wrote:A trained monkey that would sniff glasses of wine offered to you at a restaurant when you're already drunk, to see if the waiter has tried to pass off a cheaper brand as something more expensive that you've asked for. If the chimp detects some shenanigans have taken place, he throws faecal matter at the waiter until the correct drink is brought.
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AllNightDayDream wrote:edible pen caps
these already exist, they're called pen caps
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Re: Invent a product

Post by AllNightDayDream » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:54 pm

particle-jim wrote:
AllNightDayDream wrote:edible pen caps
these already exist, they're called pen caps
:lol:
But I want one that tastes like coffee and milk!

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Re: Invent a product

Post by jameshk » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:38 am

cheese graters where half the holes face the other way. twice the grating action!
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Re: Invent a product

Post by noam » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:40 am

ive actually got a sick invention...

and i've just forgotten what it was when i was about to write it down just now...

i thought of it about three days ago and it was a guarantee to make me rich...

now im back to being poor again...

shit.

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Re: Invent a product

Post by Gewze » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:59 am

cereal flavoured milkshakes. i.e, frosties milkshake, crunch nut milkshake and cheerio milkshake ...etc

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Re: Invent a product

Post by particle-jim » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:10 am

jelly ice lollies... ice lollies with the consistency and wobbliness of jelly

basically frozen jelly but still wobbly
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Re: Invent a product

Post by Raggles » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:20 am

A gun that kills insects by shooting foam balls. Don't have to worry about getting stung AND keeps your valuables somewhat safe rather than swinging a fly swatter.
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Re: Invent a product

Post by ashley » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:06 pm

Raggles wrote:A gun that kills insects by shooting foam balls. Don't have to worry about getting stung AND keeps your valuables somewhat safe rather than swinging a fly swatter.
Or you can shoot wasps with a BB gun like I do...

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Re: Invent a product

Post by Atac » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:40 am

The Life Alert Deluxe.

Not sure if you're familiar with the Life Alert. But this limited edition Deluxe version is for when you've fallen and can't get up to reach your Life Alert.

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Re: Invent a product

Post by k block » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:02 pm

3 story swimming pool!
Actually tried drawing this ages ago to see if it would work; still completely confuses me though :dunce:

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Re: Invent a product

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:10 pm

Toilet seat heater.
Although I think it`s been done.
It`s genius though.
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Re: Invent a product

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:11 pm

k block wrote:3 story swimming pool!
Actually tried drawing this ages ago to see if it would work; still completely confuses me though :dunce:
Glass bottom on 2 with holes 2 swim through.

Not too tough.
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Re: Invent a product

Post by clifford_- » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:13 pm

Electric_Head wrote:
k block wrote:3 story swimming pool!
Actually tried drawing this ages ago to see if it would work; still completely confuses me though :dunce:
Glass bottom on 2 with holes 2 swim through.

Not too tough.
Then its just one big one, with extra glass!
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Re: Invent a product

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:49 pm

clifford_- wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
k block wrote:3 story swimming pool!
Actually tried drawing this ages ago to see if it would work; still completely confuses me though :dunce:
Glass bottom on 2 with holes 2 swim through.

Not too tough.
Then its just one big one, with extra glass!
no no, semantics my friend.
OR try using scaffolding and linking the pools with a super tubes.
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