Lame jokes

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:51 pm

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:56 pm

Just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet.

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:00 pm

My front door is made of sponge.....

....hey, you can't knock it.

Mr Hyde · Post by **Mr Hyde** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:03 pm

What cheese do you use to attract bears?

cam-on-bear

stappard · Post by **stappard** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:05 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:What cheese do you use to attract bears?

cam-on-bear

what kind of cheese is my cheese?

nacho cheese

Zöo Pop · Post by **Zöo Pop** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:14 pm

Whats the difference between a white barn owl and a black barn owl?

The white barn owl says, "Who Who Who, and the black barn owl says, "Who dat who dat"

I said this joke at a stop light once to a mother and daughter with their window down, the mother thought I said, "Whats the difference between a white porno and a black porno."

NickUndercover · Post by **NickUndercover** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:16 pm

Zöo Pop wrote:I said this joke at a stop light once to a mother and daughter with their window down, the mother thought I said, "Whats the difference between a white porno and a black porno."

Made me laugh more than the joke

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:15 pm

This is more of a lame pick up line.

Hey girl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a footlong

Liam92 · Post by **Liam92** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:17 pm

wobbles wrote:This is more of a lame pick up line.

Hey girl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a footlong

Is your name Gillette?

Cos you're the best a man can get

64hz · Post by **64hz** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:41 pm

what do spinach and anal sex have in common?

if it was forced on you as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.

abelard · Post by **abelard** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:30 am

why do the french only have one egg for breakfast?

one egg is un oeuf

CowardlyLion · Post by **CowardlyLion** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:38 am

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry!

jugo · Post by **jugo** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:47 am

why is it dangerous to have sex in ukraine?

because chernobyl fall off

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:54 am

jugo wrote:why is it dangerous to have sex in ukraine?

because chernobyl fall off

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:55 am

Whats yellow and dangerous??

Shark Infested Custard

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:56 am

Whats grey and cant climb trees??

A car park.

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:56 am

Whats wrong with fucking twenty one year olds??

Theres twenty of them.

icanicant · Post by **icanicant** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:46 pm

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:47 pm

LA_Boxers wrote:Whats great about fucking twenty one year olds??

Theres twenty of them.

fixed

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:48 pm

What's ET short for?

He's got little legs.

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