Communist space mutants want to tear apart your beloved DSF, under the leadership of nowaysj - an insidious and faceless tentacle beast intent on wrapping his oily space tentacles around the oesophagus of freedom by splitting the forum.legend4ry wrote: we will try and get a forum split and that if there's enough votes (poll will be put up by the end of the week).
http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.p ... &start=200.
I ask you, why has nobody ever seen the face of nowaysj?
The answer is simple...
...HE HAS NO FACE!
Nowaysj is obviously some sort of incredulous space creature who hates freedom, he wants to divide us so that he might consolidate his own power base.
Here's an artists interpretation of what nowaysj looks like:
Facts about nowaysj:
1., nowaysj sustains himself not with food as us humans do but on the crushed souls of those who he has drained dry of their freedom.
2., nowaysj hates america
3., nowaysj can shape shift into anything he desires; WE MUST COUNTER HIS ACTIVITY BY SUSPECTING EVERYONE!
4., nowaysj has been sabotaging American operations in space
5., nowaysj killed Apollo Creed
6., nowaysj is the reason advertisements are so loud by comparison to television shows
7., nowaysj is the founding member of the 'League of Evil' an anti-League of Nations intent on causing disruption and chaos
8., nowaysj - as he has appeared in numerous occasions throughout human history to cause dissent and human suffering - is the basis of all of DC and Marvel comics' villains
9., nowaysj smears himself in nutella and dances a hideous tentacle dance under the moonlight at the turn of each decade - there's nothing really sinister about this, i just thought you should know
10., nowaysj is the reason you keep losing your keys - he sneaks into the homes of innocent people and moves things around so they can never find them.
As one of our outstanding historical figures once said, “When a great democracy is destroyed, it will not be from enemies from without, but rather because of enemies from within.”
There is only one sure way to defend our beloved DSF from the lies and untruths and mishonesties of this insidious space octopus.
LURKERS I CALL UPON YOU.
When it comes time to vote on whether the forum should be split we must vote in great numbers, lurky numbers, against his evil plans and we might just remain free.
For the rest of you:
And remember, a vote for a split forum makes you a space octopus loving commie!
