Office Steppers

[jaimelee]

Let me give you all a run down of my day. I wake up late becasue i forgot to set my alarm clock last night. Tripped into the shower since i was in a rush. Lost my company badge, found it after 10 min of frantic searching on top of my dresser in plain sight. Im driving down the highway later and out of nowhere i hear a rattling coming from my roof. ONE OF MY T-TOPS IS TILTED UP AND ABOUT TO FLY OFF! Ofcourse, im traveling at 75 mph so it came off with some power. State trooper comes by, apparently it just dissapeared into air. Thats 200 dollars right there. To top things off i forgot my cigarettes and im going through massive cravings right now.

I forgot to mention the 10 miles of traffic getting here :/

Man that's like a Monday morning but on the wrong day. Should of just called in sick!

[Redderious]

Let me give you all a run down of my day. I wake up late becasue i forgot to set my alarm clock last night. Tripped into the shower since i was in a rush. Lost my company badge, found it after 10 min of frantic searching on top of my dresser in plain sight. Im driving down the highway later and out of nowhere i hear a rattling coming from my roof. ONE OF MY T-TOPS IS TILTED UP AND ABOUT TO FLY OFF! Ofcourse, im traveling at 75 mph so it came off with some power. State trooper comes by, apparently it just dissapeared into air. Thats 200 dollars right there. To top things off i forgot my cigarettes and im going through massive cravings right now.

I forgot to mention the 10 miles of traffic getting here :/

Man that's like a Monday morning but on the wrong day. Should of just called in sick!

Haha gawd, i should of. I could go for a good day off to go fishing .

Gotta make dem bills though! $$$$$$

[jaimelee]

Right lads, it's finally happened..
Fell asleep on the keyboard at work. Hows everyone coping with the heat today?

[-[2]DAY_-]

Step one, drive to cafe, purchase boss's regular.
Step two, deliver said coffee.
Step three, schlep my pathetic body up the stairs, power on PC.
Four, check email. Nothing of remote significance to work has arrived.
Five, log into DSF. poke around. egosearch, view my own posts to see if i've garnered any reactions from other users. Play random users' sig tune. Fantasize about making tunes that i won't make later when i get home.
Six, self loathing
Seven, craigslist
Eight, fantasize abut exercise i won't do later. Repeat self loathing

LUNCH

Nine, return to hole. commence empty soulless gaze out window.
Ten, scratch self profusely. Fantasize about stretches that i won't do later.
Eleven, panic
Twelve, drive home and crawl under sheets in bed, wait for headache to subside.
Thirteen, disturbing nightmares, fuss with bed sheets, flip pillow over countless times, disturbing nightmares cont....
Fourteen, wake -- snooze no less than eleven times, wake one final time

Repeat.

[Sparxy]

Fridays are proper lax for me, espesh in the afternoon so im just sat here on Twitter and AIM, browsing the net and doing the odd bit of work. Would much rather be outside though, its a schorcher today! Roll on tomorrow BBQ time

[-[2]DAY_-]

things just got a bit nicer, since i haven't had a bonus in years the boss just bought me omnisphere. =]

[wub]

Spent the morning on the Internet and clearing out emails for the end of the week. Found out am going to Madrid next month for a week long training course, and again in October, which is pretty sweet.

Have d'loaded the new DSF sample pack, and tried out a few ideas in Audacity over lunch, think I've got a rough idea of what I want to do with it once I get FL fired up tomorrow.

Thinking I might let my assistant go home a bit early tonight as it's Friday

[Sparxy]

Have d'loaded the new DSF sample pack

I was quite impressed with the sample pack actually, really big selection. I had a few ideas in my head but haven't put anything down yet. Should be an interesting comp... just hope I get time to work on it! Will probably miss the deadline as I always do with competitions

[Redderious]

things just got a bit nicer, since i haven't had a bonus in years the boss just bought me omnisphere. =]

Good! Sounds like you need something to brighten up your routine 2day! I'd go crazy if i were you. What is this omnisphere you speak of?

[-[2]DAY_-]

What is this omnisphere you speak of?

really really powerhouse synth from Spectrasonics. tbh i haven't got a clue what to do with it yet, but i'll be digging in once i've installed

The reputation is for incredible pads n atmospheres but it's supposed to be capable of almost anything you could dream of. retails at about $500 USD, so not a humongous bonus but i must say I'm very pleased.

[Redderious]

I would love getting a soft synth as a work bonus!! haha thats really really cool, where do you work? i might have to get me a job there instead!

[-[2]DAY_-]

he's known me for a long time lol.... knows just what will cheer me up

[wub]

After two weeks of it being too hot & stuffy in my office, today it's too bastard cold

[JFK]

Finished all my work for today...... Now Im sat at my desk making a list of all the stuff I can ebay to get money for my Macbook Pro.

Damn I NEED a Macbook. Every pore of my being cries out for one........

Everyone have a good weekend? I went to a mates gf's 30th birthday party with the missus and not one but THREE of my ex's showed up. What. The. Fuck.

[wub]

Finished all my work for today...... Now Im sat at my desk making a list of all the stuff I can ebay to get money for my Macbook Pro.

Damn I NEED a Macbook. Every pore of my being cries out for one........

Yeah, I'm thinking I could do with a clearout via eBay - not to buy anything in particular, just to clear some space and get some extra cash to chuck into the savings account

Everyone have a good weekend? I went to a mates gf's 30th birthday party with the missus and not one but THREE of my ex's showed up. What. The. Fuck.

hahaha, jokes. Hopefully all said ex's are uglier than current GF?


w/e was sound - spent Saturaday alternating between FL and napping, and Sunday chilled with the missus and watched all three X-Men films b2b2b so she's fully up to date on the mythology ahead of seeing First Class on Wednesday

[JFK]

hahaha, jokes. Hopefully all said ex's are uglier than current GF?

I only ever go out with good looking girls mate, when youre as pretty as me you can afford to be a bit choosy lol.

[wub]

hahaha, jokes. Hopefully all said ex's are uglier than current GF?

I only ever go out with good looking girls mate, when youre as pretty as me you can afford to be a bit choosy lol.

That's fair enough, but as long as you're constantly upgrading; nothing worse than being caught by previous partners rocking a 9.5 when they're all 9.7s, yagetmeblud?

[kaiori breathe]

How To Quit Your Job

"I don't feel like coming into work today"
"Are you ill?"
"No, I just don't feel like coming in."
"... Um, is there something wrong?"
"... No... Like I said, I just don't really feel like coming in to work today."
"I didn't feel like coming into work today either but I did."
"I know... and now you have to talk to me."
"Who's your manager?"
"Jane"
"Ok, I'm just going to put you through to her."
"Ok..."
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"Hello?"
"Hey Jane, I'm just ringing in to let you know that I don't really feel like coming in to work today... ... I'm not ill or anything, and everything's ok at home, I just don't feel like working today."
"Wait... what?"
"I don't feel like working today."
"Why?"
"Well, honestly, I've never really felt like working, but today, that feeling is particularly strong, and I think I'd rather go sit around in the park reading and drinking coffee."
"Are you serious!?"
"Yes, I like the park."
"... ...If you go to the park today I imagine you'll be doing that for every other day of this week because you'll be unemployed and without a job."
"Don't be silly, I can always get a new job. I'm going to the park now, If I am to have a 'job' today it will be to lay about in the sun... maybe even fall asleep beside a tree."
"Aaron, you'll lose your job over this."
"That's ok, it's not like I'll drop dead when I lose my job, when I was born there wasn't a guy standing over me saying 'you'll work in admin and if you ever lose or misplace this very important job then everything will stop existing', you know? It doesn't really matter."
"... ... ... I don't even know what to say to you, if you come in on time you'll be given a warning, if you don't I expect you'll receive a letter from HR soon."
"I won't be in, sorry for the inconvenience, I'm sure this phone call has been frustrating for you but I just didn't feel like lying. Goodbye Jane."
"...Bye?"

I am now unemployed and I'm going to the park - have fun office steppers.

[wub]

How To Quit Your Job

"I don't feel like coming into work today"
"Are you ill?"
"No, I just don't feel like coming in."
"... Um, is there something wrong?"
"... No... Like I said, I just don't really feel like coming in to work today."
"I didn't feel like coming into work today either but I did."
"I know... and now you have to talk to me."
"Who's your manager?"
"Jane"
"Ok, I'm just going to put you through to her."
"Ok..."
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"Hello?"
"Hey Jane, I'm just ringing in to let you know that I don't really feel like coming in to work today... ... I'm not ill or anything, and everything's ok at home, I just don't feel like working today."
"Wait... what?"
"I don't feel like working today."
"Why?"
"Well, honestly, I've never really felt like working, but today, that feeling is particularly strong, and I think I'd rather go sit around in the park reading and drinking coffee."
"Are you serious!?"
"Yes, I like the park."
"... ...If you go to the park today I imagine you'll be doing that for every other day of this week because you'll be unemployed and without a job."
"Don't be silly, I can always get a new job. I'm going to the park now, If I am to have a 'job' today it will be to lay about in the sun... maybe even fall asleep beside a tree."
"Aaron, you'll lose your job over this."
"That's ok, it's not like I'll drop dead when I lose my job, when I was born there wasn't a guy standing over me saying 'you'll work in admin and if you ever lose or misplace this very important job then everything will stop existing', you know? It doesn't really matter."
"... ... ... I don't even know what to say to you, if you come in on time you'll be given a warning, if you don't I expect you'll receive a letter from HR soon."
"I won't be in, sorry for the inconvenience, I'm sure this phone call has been frustrating for you but I just didn't feel like lying. Goodbye Jane."
"...Bye?"

I am now unemployed and I'm going to the park - have fun office steppers.

Your failure to record this conversation for future sampling is disappointing.

[jaimelee]

That was beautiful, but.. what you going to do now?