Dead Tory MP found at Glastonbury

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I heard it was suicide.
Selfish tnuc if so, regardless of political stance. It's hard enough to get a toilet at a festival as it is.

[Filthzilla]

I heard it was suicide.
Selfish tnuc if so, regardless of political stance. It's hard enough to get a toilet at a festival as it is.

LOL.

I never thought I'd find a statement about suicide so funny.

[incnic]

1 less tory
gutted

[antipode]

10/10 will read again

[cogidubnus]

Is this situation vaguely reminscent of David Kelly in 2003 perhaps?

[stormtrace]

Sort of makes up for U2

A senior member of David Cameron's Tory constituency died today in a portable toilet at Glastonbury Festival.

Christopher Shale, the chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association, suffered a heart attack, sources believe.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -23228534/

What a horrible person you are, rejoicing in someones death... I don't vote Tory either but I wouldn't wish death upon any of them!

Sort it out

[lloydnoise]

Is this situation vaguely reminscent of David Kelly in 2003 perhaps?

yup

less dramatic but there are certainly echoes..

[AxeD]

its ok politicians dont have real family's coz they're robots

Never thought of it that way.

[64hz]

UP ON HARROWWDOWNN HIIILLLL

[firky]

I heard it was suicide.
Selfish tnuc if so, regardless of political stance. It's hard enough to get a toilet at a festival as it is.

[firky]

Ian Bone cracks me up

STENCH OF DEAD TORYCOCAINE COVER UP COMING FROM GLASTONBURY PORTALOO

The post mortem on Christopher Shale was ‘inconclusive’ and now the Somerset coroner reports that the cause of his death is ‘unascertained’. Toxicology reports will now take ten days to come through. Beginning to stink as much as the Portaloo. Eavis was first told it was suicide which he reported to the press. then cops denied it. If it was suicide it could be directly atributable to a warning a few hours earlier to Shale from Downing street thsat he was not to talk to press about his leaked comments. So….it would mean Shale’s death was directly caused by his great mate Cameron. No wonder they are trying to kick it into the long grass. We’re being drip fed hokum that Shale was a ‘robust’ character i.e. wouldn’t have topped himself over letter. Then were told he had a ‘massive heart attack’ – which would have shown up on post mortem – but didn’t. We were fed that Shale had a history of heart disease – now this turns out to be untrue. Latest red herring is that ‘his family have history of heart disease’ – would that be second cousin twice removed? So I reckon that leaves suicide brought on by Cameron or drug overdose brought on by Cameron hence toxicology reports or some auto-erotic asphyxiation beloved of the tory Jaffa brigade. Either way the cover up would go straight to Tory high command and the Avon cops. Tell me I’m wrong. A racing certainty it’ll turn out to be cocaine.

STOP PRESS: Aha………I have the missing piece of the jigsaw. Did you see that bewildering stoned appearance by TRICKY on Beyonce’s act? Sam Cameron was friends with Tricky when at college in Bristol – they used to play pool in the Montpelier Hotel according to Tricky’s own account. TRICKY used to use cocaine in the Mont and it’s long been a topic for debate whether Samantha and David used cocaine when he visted her in Bristol. No doubt it would have been easy for Tricky’s pal Samantha to effect an introduction to Dave’s best mate Chris Shale at Glasto to see him alright. QUITE BRILLIANT SLEUTHING I think you’ll agree comrades. I await Avon and Somerset’s finest to catch up.

And..... sailing ever so close to libel

http://ianbone.wordpress.com/2011/06/28 ... okescreen/

TORY GLASTO DEATH COVER UP: OPERATION SMOKESCREEN

I think the Tory high command has two aims in its PR operation on Christopher Shale’s portaloo death. Firstly to establish that Shale was feeling ill before the call from Downing Street about his leaked memo. Hence the Guardian says today ‘A source close to his wife says he was feeling ill in the morning before the call from Downing Street’.Well that’s pretty conclusive aint it. No mention now of heart attacks etc. The whole operation reeks of the kind of cover up the Met police attempted on Ian Tomlinson….flood the gullible media wth lies early on. So an unamed source says he was a bit peaky before the call – so Downing street off the hook…..time scale sorted. honest. Secondly they don’t want the cocaine snorting to come out…..or at least to be on page 16 in ten days time when toxicology reports will show cocaine or be ‘inconclusive’ .The thought of Cameron’s bluff old cove pillar of the church constituency chairman snorting coke in A portaloo might stir up all those old Sam/Cam coke stories – Witney a nest of tory cokeheads.

Other parts of the story don’t stand up – though the press seem curiously reluctant to persue the matter. What do we make of the role of Old Etonian and Winston chrchill’s grandson Rupert Soames – the last man to see Shales alive.’I saw him heading to the toilets’ says Soames.Yet when Shales was declared missing no one thought to look in the last place he was seen for 24 hours? Did Soames not say at the time ‘I saw him heading to the toilets’? Could it be that Rupert Soames might have known/supplied Shales with the reason for his portaloo trip? This story has the lot and a huge cover up is in operation from old Etonians to the cops. Notice that Shales body has been released even though no cause of death established so further investigation will not be possible. Neat.

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Firky doesn't want democracy.

[the acid never lies]

Bad taste lols