JSA - best way around the bastard interviews

[wub]

excuse my ignorant self but what is JSA, the doll or something?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_Seeker%27s_Allowance

[Electric_Head]

excuse my ignorant self but what is JSA, the doll or something?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_Seeker%27s_Allowance

I got this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_Society_of_America

The Justice Society of America, or JSA, is a DC Comics superhero group, the first team of superheroes in comic book history

[Electric_Head]

ok so it`s the dole not the doll

[brettheaslewood]

I got this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_Society_of_America

The Justice Society of America, or JSA, is a DC Comics superhero group, the first team of superheroes in comic book history

all this time you've been wondering if us brits got into a superhero group.

interview skills - bitchin cheesy phrase.

[capo ultra]

Exactly what Badge has said!

I've got the single fittest woman in my town as my matching advisor, she's of a similar age yet I'm too scared to ask her for drinks!

Nothing says "I've got swag" like asking out a matching advisor during a jsa interview.

Swag means shit, come again?

no it doesn't


The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
"I got with two girls last night"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
.....
"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
.....
"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
.....
"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"

[noam]

Exactly what Badge has said!

I've got the single fittest woman in my town as my matching advisor, she's of a similar age yet I'm too scared to ask her for drinks!

Nothing says "I've got swag" like asking out a matching advisor during a jsa interview.

Swag means shit, come again?

no it doesn't


The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
"I got with two girls last night"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
.....
"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
.....
"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
.....
"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"

nah in london before all the OFWG shit 'swag' meant shit...

[Pedro Sánchez]

[wub]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swag_%28bedroll%29

[capo ultra]

Exactly what Badge has said!

I've got the single fittest woman in my town as my matching advisor, she's of a similar age yet I'm too scared to ask her for drinks!

Nothing says "I've got swag" like asking out a matching advisor during a jsa interview.

Swag means shit, come again?

no it doesn't


The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
"I got with two girls last night"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
.....
"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
.....
"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
.....
"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"

nah in london before all the OFWG shit 'swag' meant shit...

you mean lil b, saying OFWG invented swag is like saying Skrillex invented Dubstep


didn't know about the london slang, droppin knowledge

[noam]

dont care who it was who did all the swag shit in murkah recently, but you know what i meant anyway

[__________]

^ London slang is fucking stupid though, don't try and impose it on everyone else just because you think it makes you super-cool.

JSA is crap. I don't have any advice really but I went through the same shit as you and I couldn't be fucked to argue with them any more after a few weeks. I gave up and got a job