The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[autobot]

Why are all britons that i meet extremely protective with their green, honestly im so used to the whole share and share alike, its weird when people wont even offer you a puff

I've never noticed this in Britain, but then I'm normally the one rolling and passing... you need to hang out with better smokers!

maybe i do, maybe i do

Maybe the person who's weed it is/the roller should get an initial 4-6 toke. Then goes 2 toke after that?

We should write some official rules!

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[autobot]

Why are all britons that i meet extremely protective with their green, honestly im so used to the whole share and share alike, its weird when people wont even offer you a puff

I've never noticed this in Britain, but then I'm normally the one rolling and passing... you need to hang out with better smokers!

maybe i do, maybe i do

Maybe the person who's weed it is/the roller should get an initial 4-6 toke. Then goes 2 toke after that?

We should write some official rules!

THIS

[noam]

recorded a new mix... everythings pretty much perfect, exactly how i want it... except for one mistake that pretty much ruins the whole thing

[Sheff]

recorded a new mix... everythings pretty much perfect, exactly how i want it... except for one mistake that pretty much ruins the whole thing

hate that..
you always pay extra attention to that one part too every time you hear it...
longle tingle

[Kochari]

Man fuck rules when you're smoking
If you're with nice people (as you always should be, regardless of whether you're doing drugs) everyone knows you smoke as much as you want without taking the piss and pass it on.

Conclusion: surround yourself with lovely people and everything's dandy.

[Neptune]

got into a flow of writing, then i got distracted, now I can't write no more

[noam]

recorded a new mix... everythings pretty much perfect, exactly how i want it... except for one mistake that pretty much ruins the whole thing

hate that..
you always pay extra attention to that one part too every time you hear it...
longle tingle

just did it again and completely totalled the 2nd to last minute cos i started thinking about a lady...

thats totally true aswell, she popped into my head and i lost my count

[64hz]

the girl who is the reason for me missioning it into town tommorrow night for shit cocktails may no longer be going . . .. cant pull out either.

[swoggles]

mashed my leg and can barely walk,on a positive means i hav an exscuse to sit around all day,and as for weed politics make sure u roll it,rollers rites,then if u paid have as much as u want,if u didnt see what u can get away with haha

[Sheff]

im fucking ill

[noam]

since i bought like 24 of these

a few weeks ago i've not stopped farting, its a serious problem now, i just fart all the fucking time, and they stink, real bad

i think my body is telling me either a) actimel is not the one for me b) my diet is/was so bad that all the actimel can do for my stomach is convert the shit into gas so it doesn't just sit in my stomach rotting c) all of the above

do i persist with the taste sensation that is an Actimel, or do i quit it and find something else for my morning shot of faux health?!?!

[autobot]

since i bought like 24 of these

a few weeks ago i've not stopped farting, its a serious problem now, i just fart all the fucking time, and they stink, real bad

i think my body is telling me either a) actimel is not the one for me b) my diet is/was so bad that all the actimel can do for my stomach is convert the shit into gas so it doesn't just sit in my stomach rotting c) all of the above

do i persist with the taste sensation that is an Actimel, or do i quit it and find something else for my morning shot of faux health?!?!

Oh dear, must be real bad if its becoming a problem.

Yeah I'd stop drinking them bro, nothing worse than dropping farts in inappropriate places...dance floors, elevators, work meetings

[Reamz]

Rollers
Buyers
Backy
Suppliers

Simple rules take as much as you need without taking the piss

[firky]

Person on with me tonight is sleeping. It's a sackable offence but am a nice manager and don't really give a shit.

Thing is, she's snoring her head off and she's just around the corner. If she was fit and young I guess it would be quite cute and endearing, but she's about 50 and a heavy smoker.

[Electric_Head]

50 and a heavy smoker is also quite endearing.
It`s all just about being objective.

Imagine you were a geriatric old man, oh wait you don`t need to imagine.

You`re just covering up your lust for her by posting in here.

[jameshk]

since i bought like 24 of these

a few weeks ago i've not stopped farting, its a serious problem now, i just fart all the fucking time, and they stink, real bad

i think my body is telling me either a) actimel is not the one for me b) my diet is/was so bad that all the actimel can do for my stomach is convert the shit into gas so it doesn't just sit in my stomach rotting c) all of the above

do i persist with the taste sensation that is an Actimel, or do i quit it and find something else for my morning shot of faux health?!?!

Have you ever considered that you may be lactose intolerant?

[grillis]

DUNGEON GO ARD INNA DUNCE

haha used the search function to find this, made me lol pretty good when i first read it

[noam]

fucked my mix again 3minutes from the end... ffffFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Sheff]

you technical champ

[noam]