Amy Winehouse confirmed dead

[clifford_-]

can we start telling jokes yet?

[firky]

As long as they're not of sikipedia 'cos they're usually shit :p

[jugo]

can we start telling jokes yet?

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Should've made her go to rehab, irregardless of her protestations.

but she said no three times!

[Kodachrome]

I think Amy would laugh at our deaths if they were this ironic too.

[clifford_-]

can we start telling jokes yet?

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Should've made her go to rehab, irregardless of her protestations.

but she said no three times!

ohhhh c'mon! theres gotta be better ones than that!

and firky, allow the shitopedia ones. theyre shocking.

[Kodachrome]

such a waste. r.i.p

Fuckin sad news. Love her music... RIP Amy.

+1

RIP

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Oh and Amy Winehouse does have an incredibly beautiful voice.

[wub]

"Do you want us to sit here, whilst you drink yourself to death?"

[soul dead]

the amount of facebook statuses that i've seen where people seem HAPPY she's dead! ridiculous

often the same people dropping that shit-arsed argument about Norway, as if one somehow is more worthy than the other because people are too thick to apply their own values and ignore the media coverage they're ignorantly being spoonfed; the same media coverage they're lapping up and valuing is the same they're denouncing with the comparison - again, ridiculous

and the shit, shit, shit jokes... i mean, really bottom-of-the-barrel, is FINE, ofcourse, how could it not be cos after all, it would be stupid to think that there are some things that although you CAN joke about, a) its not really funny to, and b) its not sensible to

i COULD make a load of jokes about dead Norwegians... cos people are gona do that in the future

but im not thick as pigshit and know that sometimes its responsible and sensible to wait to make jokes about serious events, because my moral landscape isn't described in a few episodes of South Park

this kind of moralising and telling people what's 'sensible' is just some sort of control mechanism.

its about self control

not controlling others

external control begins from within.

it's hard to to feel empathy for others when you are young and have not experienced real pain and suffering yet, misguided notions of misanthropy will pass as adulthood sets in

big assumption to make that only adults have experienced any pain or suffering (maybe you should just speak for yourself). a lot of adults are very misanthropic, but do so under the guise of 'self control'.

[Neptune]

lol irregardless

[firky]

and firky, allow the shitopedia ones. theyre shocking.

all about b3ta

[clifford_-]

LOL!
I'd just like to take this moment to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her first 48 hours of sobriety.

[firky]

LOL!
I'd just like to take this moment to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her first 48 hours of sobriety.

See? That's a recylced Ollie Reed joke from when he died in 98

[clifford_-]

LOL!
I'd just like to take this moment to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her first 48 hours of sobriety.

See? That's a recylced Ollie Reed joke from when he died in 98

yea i had presumed most of the ones id heard were recycled!
probably because i got them all through texts!

Ive defo heard this one before...

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke...



Wonder how long its going to take doherty?

[pikeymobile]

Russel Brand wrote a great article about her in The Guardian

[Electric_Head]

Russel Brand wrote a great article about her in The Guardian

We need to review the way society treats addicts – not as criminals but as sick people in need of care

Do you think he was referring to himself and his hair?

[wub]

At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the shiniest surface known to man.

Jade Goody's head.

[clifford_-]

At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the shiniest surface known to man.

Jade Goody's head.

[Sheff]

saw on a group on fb:

Even Gavin from Autoglass couldn't help Amy with her crack problem.

[nousd]

questions never to be answered:

Where did you get that thick-haired, bitumened eyelash look?
Were you self-conscious about your nose freckles?
Did your father embarass you?
Exactly why did you need to be out of it to confront the world?
Do you think you deserve comparison with Hendrix & Morrison?
Where did your skinny pins lead to under that tutu?

RIP yu poor sod.

[Electric_Head]

How do you hurt Lady Gaga?
Poker Face


Oh shit, sorry.
Wrong crack-head