The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Fused Productions]

It's a perfect day and just when I decide to go outside it starts to rain. Fucking heavily too.

[apmje]

So skint and still pretty ill. No money for records and if I don't get much better in the next few weeks I'll probably have to cancel Outlook, which sucks.

[Viineri]

Fucking hell... forgot my beer in the freezer

[Korupt]

Found out I have to get braces for about two years and then a retainer for about a year. THEN, I also have to wear that retainer at night 'till I'm about 20.

[Fitzaaaaaay]

SHY FUCKING WOMEN

[Shum]

SHY FUCKING WOMEN

reason?

[Fused Productions]

SHY FUCKING WOMEN

reason?

Logic?

[Fitzaaaaaay]

SHY FUCKING WOMEN

reason?

conversation between me and shy girl

me: so what's the story with me and you? what's happening?
shy girl: oh i dunno
me: oh come on we didn't shift (make out, or whatever you brits call it) for nothing
shy girl: yeah i guess
me: come on we clearly like each other...
shy girl: yeah i suppose, look i gotta go talk later

she's giving off bad vibes to say the least

SHY FUCKING WOMEN

reason?

Logic?

cubase

[Shum]

[Fitzaaaaaay]

4 and a half weeks is a long time especially during summer, oh well

nice touch with the guinness though

[noam]

blundered my pants with a fit, fit, fit, fit girl... fuckin shit fuck blunderin bastard...

she's been with her new bf for time now... i split her n her last bf up too, and just fucked it and blundered my pants so hard, now she's with some other dude and i wana mack her so bad!!

bleurgh

SO fit

fuck

[pandabear]

First day of work today. That wasn't what pissed me off.

Before school/work ended in May, some colleagues started teasing me to a teacher (who's 10 or maybe 15 years older than me) because he traveled extensively and thought we were compatible because I do the same. It got to the point where I felt very uncomfortable and harassed. I told them to stop but they never did, and when they teased me, they would do it jokingly. I didn't want to be rude and say fuck off but I did tell them to stop in a nice way.

They asked how my summer in Europe was and in between all those good things that happened, I made up a big lie that I met someone in London (had to use one of you guys, sorry, guy that will never be named) so that the teasing will finally end. What makes it shit is that I have to pretend that I have overwhelming serotonin level in my brain everyday when I haven't felt that way in two years. This is shit! I think I need to start dating seriously but I'm lazy.

[Shum]

But he's still in London and it probably won't be going anywhere, so you can use your imaginary grief at the loss of your brief (but hopefully passionate!) London affair to act a little bit forlorn (easier to act out than love) and deflect your colleagues jokes. The real question is now, who got to be your imaginary British fling?

[pandabear]

Shum, I have to keep pretending so that my stupid colleagues would stop! Technically, I cannot not talk to my imaginary British BF (I told them we've been talking online for a year, after we saw each other, we decided to be together lol) cos if they find out, they will start again and I am close to burning bridges with some of them. I'm very detached from people at work. They have asked to add me on FB numerous times, cos my dumb ass once told them I had an account. I can't do that or else I won't be able to talk shit about them anymore! Anyway, I don't even think the bloke is from London, I just had to say London cos I was there mostly, and his name popped in my head first.

What's sad is, I have to pretend when my phone beeps/alerts (which is heard throughout the office due to close proximity), that it's a message from him. Know what's more sad? They're all notifications from SNH group on FB! I can't get it to stop notifying my phone even if I changed the settings already. Anyway, if I give you my email, would you send me corny/sappy shit, jokes, and interesting stuff and pretend to be my British bloke? It's okay if you say no. It's a stupid lie and I just want the teasing to stop! It's so fucking annoying but I don't want to look/sound like a sour little girl who can't take a joke (that is repeatedly done every fucking day!)
You know what, here, anyone can be my email buddy **edit: changed my mind**

[LA_Boxers]

Missed our chances!!

[wub]

Missed our chances!!

?

[nicenice]

theres a cunting mosquito flying about my room and it won't stop eating me when i sleep

[Shum]

Shum, I have to keep pretending so that my stupid colleagues would stop...

Geez, you're in deep! Being a fake boyfriend actually sounds kind of awesome, up to you if you want to flick us your email. I don't think I'm really suited for the job as I've never been to London before and I had enough trouble writing emails for my actual girlfriend when I had one. You didn't tell them that you're in a relationship with Skream or Hatcha or someone big did you?

[wub]

Shum, I have to keep pretending so that my stupid colleagues would stop...

Geez, you're in deep! Being a fake boyfriend actually sounds kind of awesome, up to you if you want to flick us your email. I don't think I'm really suited for the job as I've never been to London before and I had enough trouble writing emails for my actual girlfriend when I had one. You didn't tell them that you're in a relationship with Skream or Hatcha or someone big did you? I reckon firky or wub might make good fake British boyfriends though.

[Shum]