The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[LA_Boxers]

Missed our chances!!

?

You know what, here, anyone can be my email buddy **edit: changed my mind**

[Shum]

Good to see SOME people around here don't mind being fake email boyfriends for others.

[arktrix45hz]

Jobcentre - why oh why do you have an 0845 number that goes to a national switchboard? Why when I connect to your switchboard and ask to be put through to my local job centre to find out the time of a very important meeting does no one answer?

I wouldn't be too bothered but I tried ringing them four times yesterday afternoon and twice this morning, resulting in me having to trek in to town at 9:30 when I had loads of shit to do at home.

[pulkpull]

Things that pissed me off today....

...the collapse of two weeks working into financial non-viability (thank you Stewart Lee for that turn of phrase) after finding out the client is 60% owned by the Central Bank of Libya. Geeeeeenius.

[JFK]

Keep getting totally random boners. Its getting to be a real pain in ths balls. I even tried beating one off in the toilets at work to try and appease my throbbing helmet but it didnt do any good at all.......

[pulkpull]

Something else too...when you delete an app on your iPhone and everything moves about and you continuously open the ECB Cricket app instead of the Rinse app. Stupid muscle memory.

[Neptune]

blundered in my pants with a fit, fit, fit, fit girl... fuckin shit fuck blunderin in my pants bastard...

she's been with her new bf for time now... i split her n her last bf up too, and just fucked it and blundered in my pants so hard, now she's with some other dude and i wana mack her so bad!!

bleurgh

SO fit

fuck

[murky21]

no movement on any of my accounts at work. been a shit month work wise

[ghosthack]

diarrhea :<

[therapist]

The phrase "each and every", seriously it sounds fucking retarded. Oh there's this cool new phrase all the dubstep people say, better start saying it too or I'll look like I'm capable of independent thought.

[hutyluty]

threw up on my neighbours cat- feel so harsh

[LA_Boxers]

threw up on my neighbours cat- feel so harsh

HAHAHAHAHAHA...........pussy got gutted!!


Also yeah I hate most ''dubstep'' phrases. Such terms as ''Going in'', ''Going Hard'' etc. Kinda cringe.

Edit: Kinda losing interest in ''Par'' when it is used too much too.

[Neptune]

GO HARD OR GO HOME.

[noam]

woke up at 3.30 today after not gettin to sleep til somewhere around 6...

fucks sake.

[pandabear]

Shum, I have to keep pretending so that my stupid colleagues would stop...

Geez, you're in deep! Being a fake boyfriend actually sounds kind of awesome, up to you if you want to flick us your email. I don't think I'm really suited for the job as I've never been to London before and I had enough trouble writing emails for my actual girlfriend when I had one. You didn't tell them that you're in a relationship with Skream or Hatcha or someone big did you? I reckon firky or wub might make good fake British boyfriends though.

I think I'm stressing over this too much. I've never mentioned about this bloke, not even once. So I might get away just by being detached and not mentioning it at all.

Funny thing, one of them asked what this imaginary bloke of mine was doing, and I said 'he's's asleep, it's the middle of the night there'. Checked the time, 1700. Oops. Haha.

I actually used a real guy in SNH. Haha. I don't know about Wub, he's got a girl. I'm allergic to drama and I don't like being the root of it either. Firky is a handful. Haha. I can't handle him. It's okay, over it.

[Shum]

Let it be stated for the record that my suggestions were made in jest. Hopefully it all works out well at your end.

[belalala]

got laid off my job for the most insignificant reasons. this time by a boss who would sexually harass me and even go so far as to repeatedly ask me for kisses and slap my ass when he left the room. only tolerated it because i NEEDED the money to be able to move in august. and here i am. jobless.

fucker. he has two young daughters too.

[firky]

Nothing has pissed me off today but the thought of going back to work tomorrow.

[firky]

got laid off my job for the most insignificant reasons. this time by a boss who would sexually harass me and even go so far as to repeatedly ask me for kisses and slap my ass when he left the room. only tolerated it because i NEEDED the money to be able to move in august. and here i am. jobless.

fucker. he has two young daughters too.

fuck ya boss for bare dollar; iccle problem solved

[Fused Productions]

got laid off my job for the most insignificant reasons. this time by a boss who would sexually harass me and even go so far as to repeatedly ask me for kisses and slap my ass when he left the room. only tolerated it because i NEEDED the money to be able to move in august. and here i am. jobless.

fucker. he has two young daughters too.

Get your two biggest friends to "teach him a lesson".
But honestly, that dude sounds like he's a douche, report him to the police and get HIM laid off since the company probably would want to stay out of that shit.