Beard-strokers unite!

[Viineri]

Been growing my beard for a month now... so one could describe me as a beard virgin (or something like that..)
Any beard growers and/or strokers out there?

[DRTY]

I shave mine cuz it gets itchy as fuck, sorry

[Kodachrome]

Thought this was gonna be a deep heads thread.

I saw a commercial on iFC for some beard growing show, apparently bearding is a sport??


(Also unfortunately for me there's this one patch on the left that never grows, smooth as a baby's bottom so I have to shave pretty regularly or I just get major neckbeard.)

[test_recordings]

After one week without shaving I had a pretty thick layer of fuzz, took me about an hour to shave it all off this morning!

[Pedro Sánchez]

Beard are for 3 types of people...Wise old men, muslims, or pedophiles, I'm guessing most of you twats with beards are the latter.

[Viineri]

Beard are for 3 types of people...Wise old men, muslims, or pedophiles I'm guessing most of you twats with beards are the latter.

You got that right!

[Kodachrome]

After one week without shaving I had a pretty thick layer of fuzz, took me about an hour to shave it all off this morning!

Not sure why but I read that as deep layer of fuzz.

[pkay]

i cant do full beard as it gets me itchy but right now fucking with doing a goateeish thing. I have trouble growing facial hair as i'm kinda babyfaced... but this is my attempt at looking slightly distinguished

[gnome]

All about the moustache strokers!

[cityzen]

I grew a full beard about two years ago just to see if I can. I sleep on my front so for a while the bristles were annoying to sleep on but once they get long enough to bend it's all good. I was the envy of all my baby-faced friends who hardly have to shave (shaving is long anyway so they don't know how they've got it good, imo).
When I took it off, I left a massive handlebar moustache that made me look like a fire chief from San Francisco. That cracked me jokes for about half an hour and then I got rid of it.
I don't plan on growing one again until unless I get wise, find Allah or start raping children. Can't see any of those happening though.

It was sick to stroke though, i'll give it that.

[badger]

i loves me my beard. i've never got the itching problem though but everyone else seems to

Beard are for 3 types of people...Wise old men, muslims, or pedophiles, I'm guessing most of you twats with beards are the latter.

depending on who you speak to i'm all 3

All about the moustache strokers!

fuck moustaches

[Viineri]

I like the itching... am I weird?

[jameshk]

Beard are for 3 types of people...Wise old men, muslims, or pedophiles, I'm guessing most of you twats with beards are the latter.

Don't forget hipster cigarettes

[gnome]

All about the moustache strokers!

fuck moustaches

Fuck YOU!

[FSTZ]

yeah

beardy massif!

I keep my beard trimmed close so it doesn't itch too bad

plus my lady digs it

[Naan_Bread]

Wasn't sure if this thread was about people with beards or intellectuals.

[skimpi]

yes! i wish i could grow more though, it seems to grow like round my jawline, but not up my cheeks, and it pisses me off how it grows all over my neck too so i gotta keep shavin it off or else i look like a right scruffy bastard like i do now.

[Molzie]

yes! i wish i could grow more though, it seems to grow like round my jawline, but not up my cheeks.

feeling yo pain.

[TomatoAndBasil]

Isn't it kinda weird that the act of 'beard-growing' feels like an actual action while in reality it's the result of not shaving...

*strokes beard while pondering*

I got a moustache but I usually have decent gaps between shaving (cause I is a bum).

And for all those struggling with facial-hair growth (me included) - it takes a certain kind of 'effort' to grow it...

Beard are for 3 types of people...Wise old men, muslims, or pedophiles, I'm guessing most of you twats with beards are the latter.

...mainly ignoring this ^ Mmmm children.

[Molzie]

And for all those struggling with facial-hair growth (me included) - it takes a certain kind of 'effort' to grow it...

Am I doing the wrong beard growth exercises? Please elaborate.