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Electric_Head
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by Electric_Head » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:46 pm
LA_Boxers wrote:therapist wrote: I know, 3 paedo jokes in a row and they were all terrible.
Say The Rapist.

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Fitzaaaaaay
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by Fitzaaaaaay » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:03 am
met the gf's friends and two of them were fucking HOT, not fair.
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by brettheaslewood » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:19 am
Electric_Head wrote:LA_Boxers wrote:therapist wrote: I know, 3 paedo jokes in a row and they were all terrible.
Say The Rapist.

i thought this was the shitjokeforum.com , am in the wrong place?

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My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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by Viineri » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:21 am
Fitzaaaaaay wrote:met the gf's friends and two of them were fucking HOT, not fair.
We demand pics!

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by Electric_Head » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:28 am
brettheaslewood wrote:Electric_Head wrote:LA_Boxers wrote:therapist wrote: I know, 3 paedo jokes in a row and they were all terrible.
Say The Rapist.

i thought this was the shitjokeforum.com , am in the wrong place?

At least you added a shit joke to the list eh?

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by Neptune » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:35 am
I'm deep into my overdraft.
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by wub » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:37 am
Neptune wrote:I'm deep into my overdraft.
When is your pay day?
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by Neptune » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:49 am
Oh mate, if only I had a pay day.
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by wub » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:52 am
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by Neptune » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:24 pm
wub wrote:
I know

I have saved alot of money for Outlook, so hopefully I'll have some leftover
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by say_whut » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:29 pm
People getting their exam results early, I'm in pieces over here

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by jameshk » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:43 pm
Viineri wrote:Fitzaaaaaay wrote:met the gf's friends and two of them were fucking HOT, not fair.
We demand pics!

I second this motion.
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by hutyluty » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:45 pm
say_whut wrote:People getting their exam results early, I'm in pieces over here

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by Fitzaaaaaay » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:32 pm
They're under 18 may I add, you're all paedos

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by particle-jim » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:33 pm
Fitzaaaaaay wrote:They're under 18 may I add, you're all paedos

the age of consent is 16
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by Fitzaaaaaay » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:36 pm
They're not even that (the younger the better)
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by Viineri » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:37 pm
Fitzaaaaaay wrote:They're not even that (the younger the better)
Now we're talking!

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by Fitzaaaaaay » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:38 pm
Although I'm 16 if you want half nekkids of me jim, i know you do
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by badger » Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:17 pm
i just got an email about the work christmas party
fuck orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf

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by magma » Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:18 pm
Just found out I'm on the fucking on call rota again.
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