things that have made you apathetic today

[say_whut]

I was going to make cheese and crackers for lunch. Get the crackers and butter out with no problem, pour myself a glass of water too. Go back into the fridge and see the cheese at the back. I grab the corner of the bag and try and navigate it through my tiny fridge without causing a ruckus. Seriously, my fridge couldn't store a midget let alone a decent amount of food for a family of four.

Anyway, on the way out, the cheese knocks over a small jar of doritos mild salsa dip. It goes all over me and I don't even react. My mum heard the "racket" and proceeded to utter the usual "for fuck sake" etc. I kind of helped her, but was wiping all the dip off myself, I still reek of the stuff. I wasn't even angry nor mad, or even laughing. I just proceeded to cut my cheese slices and fuck off back to my room.

[cityzen]

You need to cut down on the green/wanking.

[finji]

well, there's been an annoying fly which has been bothering me for the past 30 hours or so, it keeps landing on my mouse arm. So i got a table tennis racket and whacked it hard, then picked it up by it's wing and threw it against my table!

the fly just got up looking confused and flew off, slightly slower and more carefully than usual.

I returned to fruity loops.

[kidshuffle]

I just woke up

[kay]

I just woke up

[Widowmaker]

i had a kfc and the chips were a bit cold.

[Luke Yeah?]

i had a kfc and the chips were a bit cold.

KFC chips are never warm! They always have the temperature of a potato that was simply showed the frier rather than actually been submerged in its fatty goodness.

[say_whut]

i had a kfc and the chips were a bit cold.

KFC chips are never warm! They always have the temperature of a potato that was simply showed the frier rather than actually been submerged in its fatty goodness.

They actually never are. I cover it up by taking a few chips and a bit of popcorn chicken and eating it together. Fuck microwaving it

[noam]

this thread has made no impact on my emotional state whatsoever

[skimpi]

i want to go to bed, but i cant be arsed so im just gonna continue to sit here watching worlds strictest parents until this banana skin fully browns which will force me to take it off my lap and put it in the bin.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

i had a kfc and the chips were a bit cold.

KFC chips are never warm! They always have the temperature of a potato that was simply showed the frier rather than actually been submerged in its fatty goodness.

They actually never are. I cover it up by taking a few chips and a bit of popcorn chicken and eating it together. Fuck microwaving it

so KFC chips are shit on your side of the world too...

[ketamine]

How borring is my life at this moment I actually found OP's story riveting

[Kodachrome]

How borring is my life at this moment I actually found OP's story riveting

He spins a good yarn.

[NRHc]

KFC chips?? Is that like french fries? lol

[Sexual_Chocolate]

KFC chips?? Is that like french fries? lol

[SGN]

1) My boner.
2) VA - Bangs and Works Vol. 1

They are unrelated.

[Widowmaker]

KFC chips?? Is that like french fries? lol

No it's KFC CHIPS you Americunt!



Let'sask the colonel

[sigbowls]

bump

[thatjsound]

KFC chips?? Is that like french fries? lol

No it's KFC CHIPS you Americunt!



Let'sask the colonel

Shit, I didn't know KFC even made chips... or fries, or whatever the fuck. All I know is chicken

[nousd]

it was a friendly gesture
a gift
homegrown...no chemicals or bad vibes
so used it & steamed eucalyptus oil to treat sinus infection
+ pseudoephydrine-based Sinutabs to ease pressure
& I am apathetic for some reason.

How did you know?