FUCK YOU, YOU OVERSENSIBLE NEIGHBOUR!

[AxeD]

My neighbour is deaf

Before or after you started listening to dubstep?



Heeeyoooo

[cityzen]

My neighbours are all nice people which creates a sense of community.

??

[Lectric]

my neighbours are the fuckin bomb. we go boating/cottaging/golfing all teh times. but the neighbours on the right of my house are downright tnucs

[Sexual_Chocolate]

quite lucky where i live, on one side ive got a small Filipino family who are all good, and the otherside is a reserve (so no complaints ever come from there haha)

[cityzen]

my neighbours are the fuckin bomb. we go cottaging all teh times.

[gnome]

My neighbours are all nice people which creates a sense of community.

??

And they have great artistic skills.

[Electric_Head]

I only have one bad set of neighbors.
The dude popped his head over my wall, yelled at me to come over.
Then proceeded to ask me if he could please talk to my dad.
I asked why he wanted to talk to my dad.
So he says he is looking for the owner of the house.
To which I naturally replied that it was my house and that I`d lived there longer than him.
In fact we have lived here longer than the people that they bought the house from.

So he gives me this perplexed look and says, you rent?
I said no I OWN this house.
He then asked how I could afford that.

I proceeded to introduce my 11 year old to him and told him I`m not a child so please stop being a jerk.
Asshole

On the plus side, he wanted to build close to our boundary line so my wife forced him to raise our wall an extra meter so that we didn`t have to see them anymore.

[gwa]

creating tension between neighbours isn't a clever idea mate. listen to what jesus said.

one year when there was a drought on i could smell peng coming through my window so i went round and next thing i know i'm going out with the girl next door.

yeah 'love yer neighbour'....

[Mr Hyde]

my neighbours are the fuckin bomb. we go cottaging all teh times.

[Mammoth]

I live in a fairly wealthy neighborhood but my neighbors have a boarded up dirty home that always seems to have cop cars in the driveway.

Makes me look better like a fat chick next to a normal one.

[sigbowls]

i live in a area thats rich, theres alot of older people, im geting out of here soon its my fist apartment, with a roomate that is strange

[magma]

Always making loads of noise then complaining whenever I make noise

This is the worst kind of tnuc.

Our old upstairs neighbours had a fucking RUNNING MACHINE above my bedroom which they'd use at 2 in the cocking morning, but they'd bang on the floor if I had the bass up at 6pm. I've not really spoken to the new one, he's got a fit girlfriend and doesn't bang on the floor even when I haven't realised I've left the same loop running for 20 minutes. Good man.

[garethom]

Always making loads of noise then complaining whenever I make noise

This is the worst kind of tnuc.

Definitely. Have absolutely no intention of turning my speakers down so I can barely hear them after they had a party one weekend and (from the bass coming through the wall) were listening to the same song for about 8 hours. No joke.

[capo ultra]

My neighbours are all nice people which creates a sense of community.

??

And they have great artistic skills.

eeh I was there the other week

[ComfiStile]

There's a nice george best on in portadown.

[nousd]

both my neighbours got pitbull terriers
so now I can't pinch their washing

[Phigure]

fuck, i hate my neighbors so much

the bitch does swimming lessons for small children in her pool, and i have to fucking listen to toddlers and kindergartners screaming and throwing tantrums all day long. SHIT STARTS AT LIKE 8 AM. IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE ALL THE TIME, BUT I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING BAD IT IS TO BE HUNGOVER AND THEN HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT SHIT AT 8 FUCKING AM.

and whenever she's not doing those, her two dumb fucking tnuc daughters that are like 5 years old sit in the back yard and scream/sing the most ridiculous bullshit like "I AM A UNICORN, YOU CAN BE ONE TOO IF YOU BELIEVE".

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Electric_Head]

a unicorn?
I can be one?
I believe!!!

[gnome]

My neighbours are all nice people which creates a sense of community.

??

And they have great artistic skills.

eeh I was there the other week

Up the Shankill?

[noam]

i used to live on an estate but my neighbours on both side were sound, immediate neighbours anyway, a lot of the others were all racist stnuc who used to slash my dads tyre's n shit

where i live now used to be wicked, its only across the main round outside the old estate but its a proper little cul-de-sac and we used to know everyone there, when i was younger it was sick, cos all the kids used to jam together

now its like, fine, but we dont really know any of the families that well except one two doors down who i know quite well

still, better than a lot of other area's round here