Does anyone else hate dirty keyboards?

[tylerblue]

What do you use to clean it? I manage to make mine filthy within days of cleaning it with these alcohol wipe things, but I'm beginning to think that they allow for easier collection of dirt afterwords. It seems like I'm cleaning this goddamn thing more than I'm actually typing on it.

[demonzEEK]

what the fuck kind of shit heap of a house do you live in that your keyboard constantly gets dirty?

[noam]

my keyboard is one of them clear apple ones and its MINGIN

can see all sorts in there

pyabs n everythin

[frank grimes jr.]

Find beard hair in keyboard, beardstroke in the SNH anyway.

[d-T-r]

sure it's beard hair?

[Pedro Sánchez]

Daily

[LACE]

Daily

If that could dual up as a vibrator..yaaa buddy. insta-purchase.

[Pedro Sánchez]

Daily

If that could dual up as a vibrator..yaaa buddy. insta-purchase.

It canhelp clean you up before and after the sticky deed.

[Shum]

Would that thing be any good for cleaning greasy/sticky stuff? Depends on how aggresive the brushes are I suppose.

Mate of mine used to have one of these:



but it got lost at a party one time. I'm sure you could shape it into a dong if you were after some sexual satisfaction as well.

[firky]

I tried a touch screen keyboard at a tech fair a few years ago. It was good but it felt like typing on a bathroom tile.

[firky]

Would that thing be any good for cleaning greasy/sticky stuff? Depends on how aggresive the brushes are I suppose.

Mate of mine used to have one of these:



but it got lost at a party one time. I'm sure you could shape it into a dong if you were after some sexual satisfaction as well.

You can get that in ASDA but I like to keep my keyboard dirty. You never know when you're desperate enough to clean it out for a spliff. Don';t think I have ever cleaned a keyboard out.

Rubbed plenty of mouse's balls tho

[LACE]

WE'RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE MAN.

reminds me of GAK

.

[Shum]

Gak was shit. All about this:

[south3rn]

anyone try cyber clean on records?

[Pedro Sánchez]

anyone try cyber clean on records?

Gets rid of filth and gives you a deeper bass.

[ascent]

i have one of them see through apple ones
every month or so i take every single key off and clean them 1 by 1 and wipe down the actual keyboard
long process but it looks dirty otherwise.. so much shit gets under the keys

[lyons238]

get a beyboard cover on ebay for 1-5 bucks shipped. i got 2 for 1.37 each

[__________]

Spilt loads of ale on my keyboard last night
At least it wasn't Tango or Lilt though I guess

[mVI]

Spilt loads of ale on my keyboard last night

I spilt ale all over mine a couple of months ago. Arrow keys still ain't right

[firky]

i have one of them see through apple ones
every month or so i take every single key off and clean them 1 by 1 and wipe down the actual keyboard
long process but it looks dirty otherwise.. so much shit gets under the keys

Apple products are never as design perfect as they claim. They're good though.

Or you could be anally retentive.