How I Got My SoundCollyer wrote:i'd love a kaiori breathe one, such a unique sound, would love to learn where it came from!
I had my sound bestowed upon me one summer, as I traveled Africa, by the magic of a triumvirate of witch doctors (who went by the names: Abayomi, Dabir, and Zo).
As part of their ritual of 'sound giving' I had to smoke lots of crack then fight a jaguar under a red moon (three times less common than blue moons, I couldn't be bothered waiting so I just bought some tinted aviators - nothing looks cooler than fighting a jaguar while wearing aviators)
Upon achieving victory I devoured said jaguar's heart while screaming "I am the Walrus" in the style of Jim Carrey across the Serengeti.
Here's an artist's interpretation of that fight:
It happened at night time...
Shortly after I had completed the stages of their ritual of 'sound giving' Abayomi (the leader of the triumvirate of witch doctors) started laughing hysterically. When I inquired as to why, almost immediately, Dabir and Zo joined him in his manic laughter and told me that screaming "I am the Walrus" in the style of Jim Carrey wasn't really part of the ritual; they just wanted to see if I'd do it. Oh how we laughed.
You had to be there I guess...
Anyway, that's how I got my sound.... Actually... In hindsight... I think that might have been a dream... I'm not sure, you'll have to do some crack and fight a jaguar to find out.
Also, I agree with what Teknicyde said.



