The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[clifford_-]

the fact im sitting at home stroking the cat after going out for a harvester.
instead of drinking dragon stout at DMZ....

Fuck.


My brain had blocked the memory that I was supposed to be at DMZ tonight

my bad

[Duffman]

Irritable bowels have been unbelievably painful all day and I've had to bin off camping with my best mate in his last weekend before he moves to America. Normally a load of codeine and ganj would get me through the night if it was a house party but I can't be running off every 45 minutes minutes to shit out mucousy diarrhoea in the wet forest whilst in agony.
Feels bad man.

Got IBS myself. I feel your pain that must be horrible.

Eurgh yeah it's shit. I know bare people who have it and all they get is shit loads of diarrhoea and the odd mild pain. Mine is almost entirely super severe pain but probably only like 2 poos a day on average. In the past couple of years it's changed loads though, starts with a quite severe pain in my lower left abdomen, then i'll go have a shit which looks like it's made up of more mucous than actual poo, then insanely painful spasms for about 10 minutes afterwards. Usually that'll be all for at least 24 hours, but on rare occasions like today it's happening like every hour.
The pain is so much worse than when I broke two ribs causing my lung to collapse, which I used to think was the pinnacle of pain. I take mebeverine daily but it does nothing. Even had a colonoscopy and gastroscopy to see if it was crohn's (the doctors thought it was this as it runs in my family and by how severe the pain was) but that came up negative luckily. My one auntie who has it says her crohn's is much worse than child birth when it gets bad.
How's yours?

Same, the diarrhoea part of it isn't bad at all (although it is when it comes on all of a sudden, and when I literally am shitting water the whole time). I've been through open heart surgery and the cramps and abdominal pains I get from IBS are ten times worse. I remember sitting in class and feeling like I was going to pass out from the pain a good few times, and then having to literally sprint home to the shitter. Still not sure what causes it, as most of the time I get it out of the blue when I'm not stressed at all or show any other symptoms.

Haven't had it in a few months though, so here's to hoping it won't come back any time soon.

[antipode]

this thread took a gross turn

[NilsFG]

Why are damn girls so damn complex?

[Liam92]

Back to uni tomorrow, only been off for just over 4 weeks, noooooooooooooooo!

[pikeymobile]

this thread took a gross turn

Secret ninja poo hype

[autobot]

After two weeks of glorious sunshine and holidays, I am back in grey ol england, preparing for the bloody onslaught that I will face when I get back into the office tomorrow.

[faust.dtc]

First day of my new job tomorrow, after 5 months off I'm dreading the early start.

[brasco]

First day of my new job tomorrow, after 5 months off I'm dreading the early start.

how early?

[wub]

I was preparing some chicken earlier with a marinade that contained, amongst other things, tabasco sauce. Having just 'readjusted' myself, it appears that I did not wash my hands sufficiently following this.

[johnkimble]

20 minutes and it's Monday
6:30 Wake Up Call so I will sleep 5-6 hours
Ear is in insane pain, went to doctors today he couldnt solve the problem
said that my eardrum is MAYBE perforated [what the fuck is that shit]
this town is shit,
it's too sunny [ITS SUPPOSED TO BE AUTUMN FFS]
Dentists schedule tomorrow and because of over drinking Red Bull its gonna be a bitch
NHL 12 has not arrived yet because of my shop being a fucking dick [IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE ON THURSDAY AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING IT RIGHT NOW FFS]
I would go to sleep but i have a load of work to do still
And I would to go to sleep but DSF sucked me in on the last minute


So hows your day

[Phigure]

I was preparing some chicken earlier with a marinade that contained, amongst other things, tabasco sauce. Having just 'readjusted' myself, it appears that I did not wash my hands sufficiently following this.

oh fuck, i feel you... i hate a habanero once and got the shit all over my hands. i thought i washed plenty, but i was wrong.

[Eplo]

Taking a forced gap year when all my mates are going off to uni. Not fine.

[jameshk]

just found out someone hacked my runescape account and robbed all my stuff, managed to recover the account. Don't even play it anymore, its just sentimental value, put loads of hours of my life into that account.

[mIrReN]

runescape :/
lol

[jameshk]

haters gona hate

[icanicant]

not one to be frightened of spiders but there is a fucking huge one somewhere in my room. if i eat this in my sleep i aint gonna need breakfast

[AxeD]

Taking a forced gap year when all my mates are going off to uni. Not fine.

Gap year = best decision I ever made

[firky]

choo choo choo choose the train line dot com

[icanicant]

Taking a forced gap year when all my mates are going off to uni. Not fine.

Gap year = best decision I ever made

yeah if you make sure you do summat with it then it is your mates who will be gutted. Just go thailand etc, so easy to meet people, you will love it