FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating whore

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FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating whore

Post by GV1 » Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:28 pm

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776? ... 743wt_1374

Read this. Funny as fuck, some creative writing, or maybe truth, results in $$$.
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by kidshuffle » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:00 pm

lol, someone help this guy out...
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by GV1 » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:29 pm

lol it's on £5000 now. 0 rep. bidders though. They will all get removed by the seller.
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by kidshuffle » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:58 pm

£7,300.00 now!
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by GV1 » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:03 pm

kidshuffle wrote:£7,300.00 now!
It's a little interesting now because some of the bidders are legitimate users with good rep. Hmmm ... a hoax for publicity is possible, I can't imagine anyone with the kindest heart paying £10,000 for a Tom Tom. £300 maybe. £10,000 very very very very slim chance.
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by wizeguy » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:18 pm

mate that is hilarious... great find!
£11,800 now haha

i hope he gets paid!
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by wormcode » Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:00 pm

He's kind of just insulting himself. Saying his wife left him for a filthy man with a little penis and erectile dysfunction...

But check this one http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pencil-Drawing- ... 0736100645
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by Korupt » Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:44 pm

£10,000,000.00 now. seems legit
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by hasezwei » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:14 am

meh... that sucks, random people just ruining his auction.
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by GV1 » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:35 am

It was a genuine auction at first. He would have probably got the £320, and maybe up to £400. But some 0 rep. bidders started doing £1,000's and it got out of hand. He should remove them, but I think he likes the publicity it's getting.
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sun Sep 25, 2011 4:18 am

if that auction isnt a pisstake, then that is hilarious...
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by GV1 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:22 am

Nevalo wrote:if that auction isnt a pisstake, then that is hilarious...
They did ruin it, but it looks like he's removed those stupid bids. The bids now look genuine, and he will most likely get that money for it.
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Re: FUNNY eBay Listing. Pencil Dick Nigel and the cheating w

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:35 am

jesus.... even £760.00 is a lot of money for an old gps
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