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Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:44 pm

does anyone wanna explain to me how to make money from bonds and related items, obviously starting my career and my life properly right now is shit but when the market picks up again i want to make money from it.

wizeguy · Post by **wizeguy** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:50 pm

Fuck money! dont understand the hype

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:55 pm

wizeguy wrote:Fuck money! dont understand the hype

everything is money

wizeguy · Post by **wizeguy** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:01 pm

Gewze wrote:
wizeguy wrote:Fuck money! dont understand the hype
everything is money

how about living in the forests of Papua New Guinea with just a bit of cloth covering your nutsack?

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:08 pm

wizeguy wrote:
Gewze wrote:
wizeguy wrote:Fuck money! dont understand the hype
everything is money
how about living in the forests of Papua New Guinea with just a bit of cloth covering your nutsack?

gotta pay to get there

wizeguy · Post by **wizeguy** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:12 pm

haha, i had a feeling you would say that... if your already there tho!

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:17 pm

wizeguy wrote:haha, i had a feeling you would say that... if your already there tho!

but im not, and this has nothing to do with what i asked

knell · Post by **knell** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:19 pm

what exactly are you looking for? tips and tricks? strategies? what aspects are you most interested in? securities?

and, most importantly, do you have cash to invest?

pkay · Post by **pkay** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:21 pm

bonds are fairly straight forward and simple compared to stocks

buy bonds, wait to maturity date, cash in said bond

You can buy investment grade bonds that are rated as almost guaranteed money and you will gain a so-so yield. Honestly depends on how much you have to invest.

On the flip you can invest in some high yield junk bonds where the risk is higher but if you hit it with a decent investment you could make out crazy amounts

Your safest bet would be to buy a 2-5 year investment grade bond, and re-roll at maturity over and over again... that or buy a treasury bond which is about as unexciting as investments get.

Shum · Post by **Shum** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:25 pm

^ that.

wizeguy · Post by **wizeguy** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:35 pm

Gewze wrote:
wizeguy wrote:haha, i had a feeling you would say that... if your already there tho!
but im not, and this has nothing to do with what i asked

i'm not saying you personally being there, it was just in relation to your "everything is money" bullshit

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:41 pm

its all about high risk stocks (if you dont wanna go down the whole bonds route)

problem is you really gotta know whats happening in the markets to figure out who are the best people/corps to invest in....

MrAural · Post by **MrAural** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:47 pm

wizeguy wrote:
Gewze wrote:
wizeguy wrote:Fuck money! dont understand the hype
everything is money
how about living in the forests of Papua New Guinea with just a bit of cloth covering your nutsack?

And what would you do for food? Toilet paper? Daily dose of dubstep? Smack a baboon's ass for the kick, and smack a cocount for the snare?

3za · Post by **3za** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:52 pm

MrAural wrote:
wizeguy wrote:
Gewze wrote:
wizeguy wrote:Fuck money! dont understand the hype
everything is money
how about living in the forests of Papua New Guinea with just a bit of cloth covering your nutsack?
And what would you do for food? Toilet paper? Daily dose of dubstep? Smack a baboon's ass for the kick, and smack a cocount for the snare?

But not everything is money...

Would you rather date a ugly rich girl, then a fit poor girl?

MrAural · Post by **MrAural** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:01 am

3za wrote:
MrAural wrote:
wizeguy wrote:
Gewze wrote:
wizeguy wrote:Fuck money! dont understand the hype
everything is money
how about living in the forests of Papua New Guinea with just a bit of cloth covering your nutsack?
And what would you do for food? Toilet paper? Daily dose of dubstep? Smack a baboon's ass for the kick, and smack a cocount for the snare?

But not everything is money...

Would you rather date a ugly rich girl, then a fit poor girl?

Ugly rich girl. But have a secret affair with the fit-as fuck poor girl. Going back to my comment, you could use your ass for that Skrillex sounding bass.

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:12 am

knell wrote:what exactly are you looking for? tips and tricks? strategies? what aspects are you most interested in? securities?

and, most importantly, do you have cash to invest?

i have no experience in this. i want strategies and ideas really, like which investments have a good return, the best way to go about them. which investments bring what risk and what reward?
edit: im young so i have time to make money, im kinda planning ahead here... getting ideas

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:18 am

3za wrote:
MrAural wrote:
wizeguy wrote:
Gewze wrote:
wizeguy wrote:Fuck money! dont understand the hype
everything is money
how about living in the forests of Papua New Guinea with just a bit of cloth covering your nutsack?
And what would you do for food? Toilet paper? Daily dose of dubstep? Smack a baboon's ass for the kick, and smack a cocount for the snare?

But not everything is money...

Would you rather date a ugly rich girl, then a fit poor girl?

make the rich one get plastic surgery

MrAural · Post by **MrAural** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:20 am

Gewze wrote:
3za wrote:
MrAural wrote:
wizeguy wrote:
Gewze wrote: everything is money
how about living in the forests of Papua New Guinea with just a bit of cloth covering your nutsack?
And what would you do for food? Toilet paper? Daily dose of dubstep? Smack a baboon's ass for the kick, and smack a cocount for the snare?

But not everything is money...

Would you rather date a ugly rich girl, then a fit poor girl?
make the rich one get plastic surgery

Never date fake girls. End up like this ugly bitch

Gewze · Post by **Gewze** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:29 am

MrAural wrote:
Gewze wrote:
3za wrote:
MrAural wrote:
wizeguy wrote:
how about living in the forests of Papua New Guinea with just a bit of cloth covering your nutsack?
And what would you do for food? Toilet paper? Daily dose of dubstep? Smack a baboon's ass for the kick, and smack a cocount for the snare?

But not everything is money...

Would you rather date a ugly rich girl, then a fit poor girl?
make the rich one get plastic surgery
Never date fake girls. End up like this ugly bitch

if i was hammering her out each night i wouldnt care too much. as long as she didnt speak through out the relationship

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:30 am

Gewze wrote:does anyone wanna explain to me how to make money from bonds and related items, obviously starting my career and my life properly right now is shit but when the market picks up again i want to make money from it.

Buy gun/ski-mask.
Go to local trading district.
Wait for successful business man to leave building.
Rob the m***** f*****
Profit.

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