The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Neptune]

Managing to get sunburnt even though i'm sat inside... fucking windows letting in UV rays!!!

damn, you pale.

[pikeymobile]

Managing to get sunburnt even though i'm sat inside... fucking windows letting in UV rays!!!

bro y u so pale

[particle-jim]

ok, i haven't actually burnt but it felt like i was burning really badly... im not even that pale, i just burn really easily

i think my scottish/austrian heirtage may go towards explaining it, mans built for winter ya get me

[brasco]

stuck at work when the sun is shining, bet it will be raining come the weekend

[autobot]

Also cant be fucked going outside to have a smoke but my flatmates get shitty about smoking indoors

I'm a forced garden smoker now AND the landlord's just put the fucking rent up!

Balcony out front, roof terrace out back FTW

Hanging out the window, whilst burning incense by my door FTW

[wub]

Also cant be fucked going outside to have a smoke but my flatmates get shitty about smoking indoors

I'm a forced garden smoker now AND the landlord's just put the fucking rent up!

Balcony out front, roof terrace out back FTW

Hanging out the window, whilst burning incense by my door FTW

FTL*

[wub]

Nicked my perenium giving myself a tidy up in the shower

[JFK]

Nicked my perenium giving myself a tidy up in the shower

FUCK!!!!

Thats just made me choke on my black pudding and mushroom sandwich.........

[Neptune]

I feel homeless

[Duffman]

Can't eat fig rolls any more after finding out what the crunchy bits are

[fassyman]

Can't eat fig rolls any more after finding out what the crunchy bits are

care to educate?

[murky21]

Can't eat fig rolls any more after finding out what the crunchy bits are

care to educate?

Ignorance is bliss... all I know/ care about is that fig rolls are ridiculously good for replenishing lost energy - u get like 60 Kcal in basically a small mouthful, and they are fucking tasty. I must have eaten thousands and I'm fine, whether there are chicken kneecaps in there or not. Go buy some organic fruit from waitrose after or something to balance it out.

I still laugh a tiny bit inside everytime I see the user id 'fassyman'

[Duffman]

Figs don't ripen unless they're infested with wasp larvae.



So yeah....

[noam]

Figs don't ripen unless they're infested with wasp larvae.



So yeah....

son

the crunchy bits are seeds. not wasps

any dead wasps in the edible figs you get in a shop or in fig rolls have long since been disolved by an enzyme called Ficin

[pikeymobile]

know when you have a wank in to some tissue, then throw the tissue down the toilet, then go have a poo, and it's diarrhoea, and it hits the water and it splashes back up covering your bum in poo, wee and spunky water?
feels bad mane

[laurent__duval]

Thats just made me choke on my black pudding and mushroom sandwich.........

sounds amazing!


...not the choking part.

[DRTY]

someone spilt beer on one of my cdjs last night.

[nnny]

someone spilt beer on one of my cdjs last night.

Pure sucks man, unlucky!

Only thing pissing me off is my inability to produce anything half decent lately. Drum's are failing me!

[pikeymobile]

Every time my phone fails at sending a message it somehow rips the most recent sent message off the person I sent the text to and puts it in my outbox. It's lulzy reading people's texts, but fucking annoying cos I can't resend the failed message and have to rewrite it

[therapist]

Every time my phone fails at sending a message it somehow rips the most recent sent message off the person I sent the text to and puts it in my outbox. It's lulzy reading people's texts, but fucking annoying cos I can't resend the failed message and have to rewrite it

Wow. That really shouldn't be possible.